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Presser, you are the mac. Spanishfly looks fantastic.

Well this guy named presser sent me a PM on some great discount. :D Just fucking wit yah bro, lol But yeah, I would even PM's from people trying to sell me stuff back at ELite and nothing was done about it.

As said on the subject header, ever had a girl that dug you big time, almost like a crush, but you were unable to tell? What im really wondering is if a girl ever dug you but she gave you all the wrong signs and shit. Like she would try to avoid your space in a way. Or kinda ignore what you had...

Speaking of which, am I the ONLY one that has had the experience when a girl whom I thought didn't like me turned out she really dug me, but like REALLY DUG ME? Wondering if that kind of stuff has ever happenned to a bro? Would love to hear some stories! :D

Speaking of women, I can relate to one of the posters above. I can always tell if a chick likes a guy, whether it be my friends, family, an acquantaince, whomever. But when it comes to me, and maybe because im a cynic in some ways when it comes to these girls, Im a shitty evaluator when it...

My balls shrink to minitiaure marbles when I come out of a cold shower unto an icy cold room. Place me in a steam room in the next minute and my balls go through an "Incredible Hulk" transformation. Except the difference is that they don't turn green when they get large. Thank goodnesss.

HEY Macgyver, when the hell are you going to start making some shows again??? Shit, im sick of all this "RealityTV" bullshit and American Idol crapola that I have to put up with. Bring back the goodness bro.

"Yak" "Yuk" "EEwwww" "Grrrooosss" "UGHH" "Barf" When will people respect me for who I am? I feel so discrimanated. Shit, I went to Human Resources at my job the other day to report on this son of a gun who was teasing me of my habit to eat/chew on snot. They canned his right away and im looking...

Caladin bro it's obvious why you don't have abs. Your bodyfat is way too high to see any abs (unless you happen to be one of the few lucky ones that has low ab fat via skinfold calipers) and is able to see abs. Get down under 10% and then see how your abs look then. Get back on that diet...

You should take the red caps of course, it will take you to a new world where anything is possible, where fantasy becomes reality, a place where pleasure keeps coming as the old, crummy is left behind. Pick and choose where you really want to go, and that red pill will take you. THat red pill...

Why thank you, my first compliment as I feel my ego getting stroked by the second. ;) By the way, Ive been having problems trying to 'log on' but Ive been faithfully been able to do so. And snot doesn't taste gross if you pick the right booger. Usually my right nostril can dish out a fancy...