Cholesterol HELP!

[bigghorn]

Went to get cholesterol test today after doing the fasting necessary and my number are screwed up
Total cholesterol =100mg/dl
HDL "good" cholesterol = 22!!! ..over 100 normal
Triglyceride =50. Less than 150 ideal.
Calculated LDL Cholesterol= no reading!
Can this be possible on 500mg test a week . 40 var day..??
Any way to raise the HDL ?? Any help appreciated ....

 

[big in vegas]

Who knows, I know nothing about cholesterol

 

[IrishByBlood]

Cholesterol

Went to get cholesterol test today after doing the fasting necessary and my number are screwed up
Total cholesterol =100mg/dl
HDL "good" cholesterol = 22!!! ..over 100 normal
Triglyceride =50. Less than 150 ideal.
Calculated LDL Cholesterol= no reading!
Can this be possible on 500mg test a week . 40 var day..??
Any way to raise the HDL ?? Any help appreciated ....

Start with more fiber and eating fish.

 

[bigghorn]

Start with more fiber and eating fish.

Interesting...... had tuna last night
This morning I had oatmeal and tne
And the nurse who fed me the tuna said to take nicotic acid (niacin)

 

[mike ross]

Went to get cholesterol test today after doing the fasting necessary and my number are screwed up
Total cholesterol =100mg/dl
HDL "good" cholesterol = 22!!! ..over 100 normal
Triglyceride =50. Less than 150 ideal.
Calculated LDL Cholesterol= no reading!
Can this be possible on 500mg test a week . 40 var day..??
Any way to raise the HDL ?? Any help appreciated ....

according to these numbers you should be dead. where's the LDL or bad cholesterol number? your total cholesterol cannot be 100. also 100 HDL is not normal...normal is 40s i believe

this entire test makes no sense the way you currently have it

 

[King richard]

Get a 500ml container of cottage cheese and stir in two table spoons of flax seed oil. Take two tablespoons a day for one month and your levels will get better. I have heard test increases your cholesterol levels.

 

[CH3NO2]

My cholesterol lowered over the past few years on Test.

 

[mike ross]

too much test and the orals will tank the HDL. Ronnie Coleman had an HDL of 1 at one point. Seen it with my own 2 eyes....crazy shit

 

[IrishByBlood]

HGH has always taken care of me with the big C, if I could afford that shit, Id stay on it. When I was on 2ius a day, my c was excellent. I was on script not ug lab, so I knew for sure I was getting HGH and not cut with hcg. I believe in HGH, If I had the cash I'd stay on it year around. PERIOD

 

[bigghorn]

I'm serious !! This was done at local pharmacy.. Poked finger . Blood is drawn up into small tube and placed on small computer similar it glucose test. DID TWICE! girl Thot she messed up..
Total cholesterol <100
HDL 22mg/dl.. Good Cholesterol should be 50 and higher..I'm 22
Triglyceride < 50
calculated LDL..bad cholesterol .. < did not register on device
So WTF am I dead or almost ..now I'm freaking out..??

 

[bigghorn]

too much test and the orals will tank the HDL. Ronnie Coleman had an HDL of 1 at one point. Seen it with my own 2 eyes....crazy shit

Well then my ship is sinking and you are reading it with your own eyes mike.. Lol.. Nurse I know says niacin at 1500 mg day will raise it .maybe it's the 3 months of var added with the tne/tpp hgh and igf?

 

[mkdk]

Cardio raises hdl, do an hour a day, watch it go up, flaxseed oil too will raise it, good flaxseed oil buy it already refrigerated, if it smells like paint dont buy it. Dont buy it either if its not refrigerated.2-3 tablespoons a day. I know the flaxseed works because i was involved in a study with blood tests.

 

[mike ross]

I'm serious !! This was done at local pharmacy.. Poked finger . Blood is drawn up into small tube and placed on small computer similar it glucose test. DID TWICE! girl Thot she messed up..
Total cholesterol <100
HDL 22mg/dl.. Good Cholesterol should be 50 and higher..I'm 22
Triglyceride < 50
calculated LDL..bad cholesterol .. < did not register on device
So WTF am I dead or almost ..now I'm freaking out..??

the test is wrong the data is flawed. If you really are freaking out, look up quest diagnostics or labcorp in the phone book. Schedule an appointment to have a proper cholesterol test done, pay the 60 or so and be done with it. I do not believe the test you described. Cholesterol is best when centrifuged, separated, etc. There's a whole process of how they determine what is what from the blood. Prick you finger isnt the proper technique.

 

[bigghorn]

the test is wrong the data is flawed. If you really are freaking out, look up quest diagnostics or labcorp in the phone book. Schedule an appointment to have a proper cholesterol test done, pay the 60 or so and be done with it. I do not believe the test you described. Cholesterol is best when centrifuged, separated, etc. There's a whole process of how they determine what is what from the blood. Prick you finger isnt the proper technique.

Well that's a well spent 20! $ ok will see if one of those is in Zeattle.. The meter they used is for sale on eBay for 90$.enter cholesterol tester u will see. It. It states guaranteed within 3%.
Ill dial 411.

 

[tripwire]

Private MD - Buy Lab Tests Online
Bigghorn, goto the above link, I believe you want the "lipid panel with LDL:HDL ratio" $47.99. Verify with Mike that this is the correct test. There is more than one cholesterol test available. You pay for the test online, there is also a coupon you can click on that gives you another %10 off. Then you enter your zipcode and it will tell you where in your area to get the test. You will print the script online when you pay. All you do is walk in, hand the lab that slip, give blood, and walk out. You will have your results online in a couple days.
That's how I got my growth serum test. Good luck.

 

[bigghorn]

Private MD - Buy Lab Tests Online
Bigghorn, goto the above link, I believe you want the "lipid panel with LDL:HDL ratio" $47.99. Verify with Mike that this is the correct test. There is more than one cholesterol test available. You pay for the test online, there is also a coupon you can click on that gives you another %10 off. Then you enter your zipcode and it will tell you where in your area to get the test. You will print the script online when you pay. All you do is walk in, hand the lab that slip, give blood, and walk out. You will have your results online in a couple days.
That's how I got my growth serum test. Good luck.

Thanks bruthas !! I'll report back with results from a "real"
test.. And when I get results I'm goin back to the pharmacy to retrieve my 20$ I paid for the prick test too..

Found labcorp..39$ on sale was 89$..

 

[bigghorn]

UPDATE!!!!
labcorp results
Total Choloresteral - 95. ( normal it says is 100-195) I'm fuked
Triglyceride -43 (normal it says is 0-149) I'm ok
HDL-22!!! ( normal is above 40) im fuked.
So this test which cost 39$ pretty much same result as finger prick test that cost 20$ give or take the 3% reading as stated..
Now what. Flaxoil, more fish, cardio, drop the tpp for a bit.. ?

So much for gettin my 20$ refund..lol..

 

[bigghorn]

Bump

 

[mike ross]

ok. so the hdl is low. itd still get the 20 back. This isnt as bad as you think. 22 is not terrible, its just low.

Add fiber and flax oil to your diet immediately. You could also add coconut oil as well. watch your omega 6 to omega 3 fatty acids ratio. keep it no higher than 4 to 1. add in fish oil as well. You could by omega plus powder from us as its the only CERTIFIED fish/flaxseed oil combination that is stable in powder form and doesnt have to be refrigerated. Many people we work with like it. or you can just pick up some coconut oil and fish oil and get the flax elsewhere. Add some cardio, and green vegetables and you'll be A-OK

 

[bigghorn]

ok. so the hdl is low. itd still get the 20 back. This isnt as bad as you think. 22 is not terrible, its just low.

Add fiber and flax oil to your diet immediately. You could also add coconut oil as well. watch your omega 6 to omega 3 fatty acids ratio. keep it no higher than 4 to 1. add in fish oil as well. You could by omega plus powder from us as its the only CERTIFIED fish/flaxseed oil combination that is stable in powder form and doesnt have to be refrigerated. Many people we work with like it. or you can just pick up some coconut oil and fish oil and get the flax elsewhere. Add some cardio, and green vegetables and you'll be A-OK

Thanks Mike.. Dam I just placed order a few days ago too.. I doubt I could get my 20$ back. what could I say with it being 3 points off numbers of new real test.. Thanks to everyone btw .. Not Wv he's nothin.lol..