Embarassing... but we have ALL BEEN THERE..

[Get_Swole]

as do most of them when everybody gets involved i cant wait to hear what IP says about it lmao.

 

[Southern Comfor]

hey southern! how funny. I have friends that are bi-polar. Some of them are on paxil (sp?). Anyway, they all report the same thing. They it makes them all last supper long. Infact this one buddy of mine absolutley cant nut inside a chick. He has to pull it out at the end. Anyway, its also perscribed to pre-ejac patients.

Good luck... minute man.

LOL, 2 mins.... come on, give me some credit... ok check it, shes comming over Friday night, I know its going down again... Ive got some 50mg Tramadol(Ultram) from a shoulder injury a while back... who says I should take one? It makes me kinda drowsy, feel buzzed almost.. I bet it will help a little... SOMETHING has to... Mon night was a SHAME!

 

[Southern Comfor]

Forgot to add I took some Cialis the other night figuring... well hey, at least if i get off quick it will jump back up again to 100% in NO TIME... ummm wrong, got off, got a head ache and went to bed, woke up in the a.m. feeling like ASS. Sinus's all clogged to hell, face puffy, and a head ache. Option 2.... get her a vibrator let her rub it out and watch, jump on at the last minute and well... party down for a minute, or two LOL!

 

[NAIR]

Holy shit thats the funniest thing I have heard all day. Guess I won't be buying any cialis. Kegals and viagra for me.

 

[sonoma_8]

ultram, just to be on the safe side, i would take half. dont wanna get to fucked up and call her some other chicks name you banged on the UPS route. Tellin you bro, do the motor boat, chicks love that shit. gotta get your face deep in that shit and start goin 2 town, ya heads movin so fast she might think you havin a seizure....lol

 

[saturn1]

OK fellas, I started seeing this Dentist chick on my UPS route like 2 weeks ago..Lets just say she has a few years on me, Im still YOUNG, probably half the age as most of you, and shes got me by 7 years, not too old, but shes still intimidating, she makes more $$ than me, has a nicer car, she has her shit together, and damn, shes hot!!! Well I think it was Thurs night of last week we hooked up hardcore for the first time and I cracked a nut in under 2 minutes, it was pathetic... I thought it was just a freak thing but has happened 3 times since then.. not Im just embarassed, Id like to think its her LOL, thats shes just that hot and the crazy shit she says fires me up that bad. Maybe its the 600mgs of Test a week making it real sensitive?? Umm no, sensitive my ass, before it even gets good its over! Now, I dont have a problem catching a wood but what in the hell do I need?? I mean, Ive thought about shit while trying to hold it back but NOPE... shes gonna crack it quick no matter what... DESPERATELY speaking.. what pill do I need LOL!!!!!
Damn, Im gonna get picked on for this one!

I dont see anything wrong here. If she complains tell her she's the one with the problem. Tell her she needs to learn to get a faster orgasm cause you just dont have the time to be fuckin for hours.........Then take her car for a spin pick up another chick bang her in the back seat, bring the car back, and crack her again.

 

[NAIR]

The man makes a point. Older chicks are supposed to be better in bed because they know what they need to do to get off.

 

[Get_Swole]

i love this thread i say fuck it bro if she says anything just pull out and nut in her eye she wont see right for a few hours then stick it in her ass.

 

[saturn1]

i love this thread i say fuck it bro if she says anything just pull out and nut in her eye she wont see right for a few hours then stick it in her ass.

LMAO! thats exactly what my best friend would say.........it's always entertaining to see a big glob hanging off a chicks eye........then hand her your 10 year old cum wrag and have her wipe it off.

 

[sonoma_8]

i love this thread i say fuck it bro if she says anything just pull out and nut in her eye she wont see right for a few hours then stick it in her ass.

but you do that after you dig your cleats in2 the floor and grudge fuck the shit out of her.

10yr nut rag,,,thats just nasty.....lmao

 

[NAIR]

"e-bomb"

 

[jaywooly]

YOu didn't hear it from me, but if you have some leftover vicodin from you wisdom teeth or something, that will hold a nut as long as you want. The only down side is that your nut wont feel that good when you do nut.

 

[NAIR]

Yeah I can attest to that too. For an even better effect have your self a couple of drinks and then throw down the Vic…You’ll be sure to last quite a while and feel pretty good…and a little out of it too (which I don’t like).

 

[Southern Comfor]

Happened again last night before and after dinner, then 3 times this morning. I didnt think it was physically possible to get like 4 nuts in a 10 hour period. One things for sure though, this chick is smokin hot. I think shes getting used to it by now... if she would keep her damn mouth closed and ease up on the back scratching and shit I could keep my head in the game a little longer. I think tommorrow night, 1/2 an Ultram.. that ought to do it! GOOD NEWS... starting Monday they are putting me on a new route, it kinda sucks learning a new route, rds, businesses, etc... but hey, FRESH MEAT!!!!!

 

[sonoma_8]

da dum, da dum, dadadadadada, sry, jaws music. im telln you bro, do the motor boat.......vrrrrrrooooooommmmmmmmm!.....

 

[NAIR]

Damn bro yous suck.

Back scratching? I hat that shit. Last girl I fucked started clawing my back up and I about smaked the whore!