I Cant Poop

[Presser]

Seriously After Realy Dieting Down And Hitting Gym Hard All I Can Manage Are A Couple Dry Rabbit Pellets Daily, Lmao, Does Metimucil Realy Help?

Hows That For A Fucking Great Post
!

 

[MMX2]

Try an enema boss.

 

[muscleitis]

you gotta TALK it out. Be nice and say please, mabe your ass will be kind and give you a nugget. haha. Or just up your water intake.

 

[Presser]

Dude Dont Even Get Me Started On Those Fucking Things, Lol, I Used Them Years Ago When I Use To Take Percocets And Was All Bound Up, Lmao, Im Not Squirting Shit Up My Ass Anymore,lol

 

[Presser]

you gotta TALK it out. Be nice and say please, mabe your ass will be kind and give you a nugget. haha. Or just up your water intake.

A NUGGET WOULD BE GREAT IM SHOOTING PELLETS AT THE MOMENT,LOL

 

[Presser]

I Want To Try That Hollywood Enema Where They Vacuum The Shit Out Of Ur Ass, And Im Dead Serious

 

[muscleitis]

seriously, milk of mag and a glass of water or 2 is standard protocol. Follow the directions for 2 days if needed. If it lasts more than 2 days, enema. If you get the runs, pepto.

 

[Presser]

Im Alergic To Milk Of Mag Unfortunalty

 

[muscleitis]

miralax works great
or sennacot

 

[BiggerStronger]

Lots of water, fiber, and nightly sennacot. The fiber wont affect your diet negatively. In fact it is probably good for it.

 

[manaja]

weetabix (about 4 very runny with hot milk) and a live yogurt bout half hour before bed...always works for me !

 

[mcgaret]

Mabey you are just using up all your food intake to build muscle. Wait a couple of
weeks then start some fiber if things aint moving. I watch a lot of Dr. shows so
I know what I'm talking about.

 

[Southern Comfor]

man... suck it up, use some vaseline and use the rocking chair technique. I dont even want to hear it... Mr. Im 240 and 8% body fat and cant shit right. Im 218 and 13% and cant get laid by anything over a 7.5.... now I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM.

On second thought.... I just saw this on the animal planet... they had to cut the dogs balls off to fix the issue.... he shitted straight for the rest of his days!

 

[BiggerStronger]

Lmao...

 

[dreww]

lmao at this thread!

two things make me shit, guaranteed.
coffee and for some reason I always gotta drop a duece after training legs or deadlifts. Guess all that weight pushing on me keeps the flow moving.

 

[MrPerfect]

right up there with you, this morning i let go 500 pellets, wish i could just let 1 go and be done with it

 

[Crazymank]

so no anal tonight press?

 

[h8tr3d]

lmao at this thread!

two things make me shit, guaranteed.
coffee and for some reason I always gotta drop a duece after training legs or deadlifts. Guess all that weight pushing on me keeps the flow moving.

lol. yeah I feel ya on that one

 

[irishpride]

take a over the counter laxative to help clean you out faster then use more fiber and metamucil to keep you constant and try eating activia yogurt once or twice a day and tell mcgaret to be more gentle so your not so packed in the old fudge machine, maybe you could give more blowjobs?

 

[mcgaret]

take a over the counter laxative to help clean you out faster then use more fiber and metamucil to keep you constant and try eating activia yogurt once or twice a day and tell mcgaret to be more gentle so your not so packed in the old fudge machine, maybe you could give more blowjobs?

way to kill a post - ya pencil neck geek!!!!