I'm bored lets start a stupid ass story!

[midwtchamp]

ONe day Al, Pudgy and Scorpio were all walking along holding hands and they came across a magic lamp and they all rubbed the lamp and out popped a Genie that looked like presser. They all look at each and say......

 

[footballcat]

wow how do i get that big?

 

[midwtchamp]

The genie (presser) then explains to them that it is all creatine, cell tech, and all the loving that spanish gives. He then decides to grant each of them 3 wishes, but they may not wish for something the other wishes for! Al, being the smart and crafty one, wishes for indefinite number of wishes and it is granted. Pudgy, the not so smart, smart ass funny guy, wishes for.....

 

[footballcat]

life time supply of peanut butter, so his dog can lick it off his.......

 

[midwtchamp]

hairy back, b/c we all know he cant shave it or wax it. NO woman would ever touch the bigfoot back. Finally, Scorpio, the old decrepid one wishes to be young and handsome like.....

 

[footballcat]

footballcat, so he can roam the feild like a stalking lion on the prow for some good young tail................. So AL waist is first wish on looking like ronnie coleman, and cant seem to whip his own ass, so he hires an ass whiping assistant.............

 

[T82]

............Ricky Martin!!! "He shakes, he shakes. Yah baby when he moves, he moves." And it was granted. The 3 guys decided to go out for a night on the town to pick up some hot chicks. Scorpio was especially excited now that he could actually dance like Ricky Martin........

 

[footballcat]

some one ruined the story, who would want to dance.

Al wishs that he had Ron Jermerys size

 

[T82]

hahaha

 

[footballcat]

 

[midwtchamp]

DAmnit FBC I liked her addition lol....They all head to the local bar in DC which is where they happened to be at the time. Little did they know that the bar was actually...

 

[footballcat]

The new gay bar Mid just opened up.... Of course they have female dancers, and the 3 amigos see T82 dancing on stage

 

[T82]

....in a leather G-string! Yah baby!!! Al thinks fast and with his indefinite number of wishes, he wishes that he could be the dancer beside T82. His wish is granted but he ends up in that dancers outfit which is a red leather G-string. Its all good though, that kinda turns T82 on. Meanwhile............

 

[midwtchamp]

Pudgy sees one of his ex b/fs so he strolls over and explains that he has 2 more wishes left and wants him to help him decide what he should wish for. During all this scorps is getting bored so he goes to the bar and orders....

 

[footballcat]

Mid is talking to his long lost love peanut butter boy............. And Scope is wondering what he has to due to be like a tree and leave

 

[T82]

Pudge's ex-bf tells him to wish that they were back together. The wish is granted, the passion returns, and they run to the back of the bar to have hot sex, jar of pb in hand..............

 

[midwtchamp]

pudgy rubs it all over the bartender who then ...

 

[footballcat]

lol,,,,,,,,,, T82 nice way to tie the peanut butter in there.

And AL is getting closer to getting the sexy dancers numbero......... But then it happens, Al pops wood on stage...........

 

[T82]

............and about 5 other gay guys dancing on the floor offer to "help him out with it..........."

 

[footballcat]

............and about 5 other gay guys dancing on the floor offer to "help him out with it..........."

lol, im rolling

As AL is not scared to show off his new prized 12 inch hot dog, he pulls off the Red G string and shows up the sexy T82