If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
> be
> worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
>
> With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
> left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the
> aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
> and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401 Keg Plan
>
>
> be
> worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
>
> With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
> left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the
> aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
> and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401 Keg Plan
>
>
