My Anniversary

[Azmodeus]

300th post! and look it only took me 7 years to get there! My join date is September 2001.

 

[irishpride]

congrats on the 300th post!!! your choice of prizes are the following
1 Presser sends you naked pics of him doing unspeakable things to a small woodland creature
2 mcgaret comes to your house dresses like an asian hooker and calls you PoppaSon while give you a prostate massage
3 we ban you
4 you openly admit to the board that i am the coolest and all should bow down to me in a new thread

thanks for your support and we wish you 300 or more posts

 

[Azmodeus]

Hmmmm, lets see... Presser brought his pet ferret over and gave me one of those animal shows for my last birthday. The ferret didn't seem to like it too much, so I think I'll pass on that one. Now that I've finally made it to 300 I don't think it would be such a good time to get banned, besides there's just too much good info available here. And it is kind of late so I don't think I'll be starting any new threads right now, and anyway, you are the "new" guy here Mr joined in 2004. That should probably wait until you've been around a little longer. So, I think I'll take the prostate massage, never had one of those before, at least not from a transvestite Asian hooker.

 

[h8tr3d]

Hmmmm, lets see... Presser brought his pet ferret over and gave me one of those animal shows for my last birthday. The ferret didn't seem to like it too much, so I think I'll pass on that one. Now that I've finally made it to 300 I don't think it would be such a good time to get banned, besides there's just too much good info available here. And it is kind of late so I don't think I'll be starting any new threads right now, and anyway, you are the "new" guy here Mr joined in 2004. That should probably wait until you've been around a little longer. So, I think I'll take the prostate massage, never had one of those before, at least not from a transvestite Asian hooker.

there's a first time for everything bro, lol

 

[irishpride]

there's a first time for everything bro, lol

yeah and in h8tr3ds case there is a 1491 time for this sort of thing (and thats just this week)

 

[dreww]

i wondered where my ferret went

 

[Stickler*]

wow... talk about a thread hijacking..... congrats on your 300th post in 7yrs.... then again, look at my post and well even though my post count got lost cause this is my 2nd account in 3 board upgrades, and after conversions lost all my posts.... you can see i've been around 10 yrs, and look how many posts i have... (which is false i might add.. i have many many more... but presser deny's me my REAL value to the rest of the board..... but it does keep newbie questions away in pm's ... lol j/k ... questions welcome..

anyway.. congrats bro... and fuck the ferret... then again, apperently you already did that.... lol .. j/k