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Munkeee de Sade
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chelle
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1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here.
4. A dyslexic walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.
10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
14. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here.
4. A dyslexic walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.
10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
14. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
mailboxkillR
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ROFLMMFAO these are right up my alley
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Harvey Balboner
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Funny reminds me of another one.
A priest, rabbi, midget, hooker, irishman, organ grinder with his monkey, jesse jackson, and bill clinton walk into a bar.
The bar tender says. "What is this the start of some joke?"
A priest, rabbi, midget, hooker, irishman, organ grinder with his monkey, jesse jackson, and bill clinton walk into a bar.
The bar tender says. "What is this the start of some joke?"
learner202
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Chelle u dork! funny stuff.
LA_Hardbody
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LOL, needed that laugh.
:laugh:
huntergatherer
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a fsh
good ones chelle
good ones chelle
midwtchamp
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Just wondering bout the dyslexic one...wouldnt it be "rab" not "bra" just my observation!
'chelle said:lol! Mid, are you one of those that when you see a movie, you pick it apart instead of just enjoying it???
lol...oh come on...that movie was ridiculous. There is no way the car could've flipped 30 times. physically impossible. geez.
okay, I'll admit I'm like that sometimes....but only when the movie is really bad.
The Big Cheese
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funny Chelle
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