Tested Today for Gear

[Buffalo]

So I get in the office today and the girls I work with the in HR department are in the directors office and she calls me in as I walk by. I knew something weird was up because the two assistants are gitty and the director has a straight face and asks me that she would like to test me for steroids. I said OK. So she pulls out a home test for pot, meth, crack and something else lol. I swab my mouth and put it in the thing and it came back negative of course. She then proceeded to check my arms for track marks like I'm a junky lol. She then said to take my shoes off so she can check in between my toes lmao. i offered to pull down my pants to check for atrophy and they started busting up.

It's all funny because it was just a joke and she and I use to fool around a long time ago before I was married. I just thought shit if this is the way it's going to be sweet! Test me all you want. I was more aroused because they girls were in there and they are really good looking.

It's Friday and Im bumping Dr. Dre in my office.

 

[mb97]

Hahaha that's awesome!!

 

[bigghorn]

Hahahaha.. That's harassment. Send them to me for punishment..

 

[mike ross]

So I get in the office today and the girls I work with the in HR department are in the directors office and she calls me in as I walk by. I knew something weird was up because the two assistants are gitty and the director has a straight face and asks me that she would like to test me for steroids. I said OK. So she pulls out a home test for pot, meth, crack and something else lol. I swab my mouth and put it in the thing and it came back negative of course. She then proceeded to check my arms for track marks like I'm a junky lol. She then said to take my shoes off so she can check in between my toes lmao. i offered to pull down my pants to check for atrophy and they started busting up.

It's all funny because it was just a joke and she and I use to fool around a long time ago before I was married. I just thought shit if this is the way it's going to be sweet! Test me all you want. I was more aroused because they girls were in there and they are really good looking.

It's Friday and Im bumping Dr. Dre in my office.

too funny...

 

[Zeus]

Now thats a great friday storey!!!! Tha is some fckn great shit man. I get comments all the time where I work about AAS. You gotta understand though, I stand out big time at steal foundry. 95% of the workers are sticks from the heat and the hard work.

 

[WesleyInman]

I personally would have taken this as a sign that she is ready to go again..you might need to throw it in her, just to get her off your back.

 

[big in vegas]

I get it all the time at work, but no one really cares. Our supervisors probably would care, but not enough to test

 

[Presser]

im lost, did they think the test they used would actually show gear? and why would they test u for gear?

 

[Presser]

im lost, did they think the test they used would actually show gear? and why would they test u for gear?

?????

 

[Buffalo]

It was a joke brotha. Just a co worker screwing around on a Friday.

 

[Ox 51]

Sounds like a fun day at the office.

 

[Ox 51]

I'm pretty good friends with our HR lady, so I asked a few years ago if they'd ever start drug testing. She said no, and even if they did that it wouldn't include things like steroids.