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    Default Wife is in love with Chuck Norris.

    My wife wanted to watch "Lone Wolf Mcquaid" the other day. I forgot how powerful of a REAL martial artist Chuck is. Needless to say the Mrs is enamored with young Chuck Norris.

    Served in the US Airforce, stationed in South Korea.

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    In 1969, Norris made his acting debut in the Dean Martin film The Wrecking Crew.

    In 1975, he wrote his first book Winning Tournament Karate on the practical study of competition training for any rank. It covers all phases of executing speedy attacks, conditioning, fighting form drills, and one-step sparring techniques

    Martial arts competition champion: six time Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, and two time winner at S. Henry Cho's All American Championship.



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    lmao, yeah that something i would keep to myself big guy
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    Wife is in love with Chuck Norris.

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    Maybe I am in love with Chuck...
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    i feel a need to watch some walker texas ranger now
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    There is an idea of who I am: some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me; only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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    Team MeccaGear!
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    he's a legit bad ass in my book
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    I love chuck Norris jokes!


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    Here is Chuck explaining "closing the gap fast". Love it.

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    lmao, yeah that something i would keep to myself big guy
    Hahahaha
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