Creatine side effects?

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Malic

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Are there any side effects from taking creatine? like dick shrinkage or decreased natural creatine levels after you stop taking creatine?
 
Are you serious? Cause I took that no-xplode and I kind of thought that it shrunk a little bit. DAMNIT


what about like L glutamine or Nitric oxide or anything?
 
mikeswift said:
your dick will shrink considerably but it's worth it from the great pumps you'll get
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LMAO...I don't think the body produces creatine. I always thought you consumed it through your diet.
 
yes this is very true creatine is found in most meats ESPEACIALLY in chicken meat. Thats why rooster have very tiny dicks hense the term COCK! So if you want to have a cock stay a way from creatine. Malic one of the early sings of Creadick is your testicles. Drop your pants in front of the mirror if one of your balls hangs lower then other. GO TO THE ER immediately and seek help. :D
 
LMFAO. Or pay me $200 and I will kick you in the nuts to fix the problem.
 
L-glutamine won't make it shrink but it will make it thicker so don't take them together because you'll end up with a fire hydrant for a pecker
 
Then I am taking them together. What's bad about having a big Johnson? I need all he help I can get after I get those hotties from FSU.
 
BillTheButcher said:
Then I am taking them together. What's bad about having a big Johnson? I need all he help I can get after I get those hotties from FSU.
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no no it will make your dick smaller but wider.... you don't want a small thick cock, it's the irish curse!
 
Hijacked again. I just think this is a silly question. Sorry Presser.
 
OK, in all seriousness there are very few side effects from creatine, muscle cramping, pumps so bad you can't lift your arms, dehyrdration and side stitches to name a few. The other things i don't mess with because THEY ARE A WASTE OF MONEY. Glutamine is fine there are no side effects but do not use that other bullshit it is absolutely proven in clinical double blind studies that it does NOT WORK.
 
no no it will make your dick smaller but wider.... you don't want a small thick cock, it's the irish curse!
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WHoa lol hold up there , Im part irish I dont have a small thick cock , I have a big thick cock :D
 
I never got serious pumps off of creatine. Waste of money if you ask me.
 
haha, oh my god, you guy7s are too damn funny
malic, have you ever heard of the irish curse????
 
Malic said:
But are you 100% sure that creatine shrinks your dick???
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I am 100% certain that it DOES NOT shrink your dick, we were just messing with you little bro. Keep reading and researching and don't freak out
 
Lol iight cause I read somewhere think mens health magazine that it did not , and was just making sure cuase somebody at school said something about it. But alright good glad it doesnt do that. So now I can get my pure creatine without worry. But you know what I think I might have noticed a little shrinkage with NO-Xplode :D
 
O man, u guys are hilarious, it does'nt shrink ur dick. Hair loss and depression are the major side effects otherwise nothing serious, but u do have to let ur body produce it's own creatine, so it's recommended to just take creatine on training days
 
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