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Choke03
10-16-2002, 03:37 PM
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain tohim.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and herhusband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch

cybersteffan
10-17-2002, 04:36 AM
tnx bro! that's at least one godd laugh I had on this miserable day.

Chemical Evolution
10-17-2002, 06:05 AM
:D

GetnBigr
10-17-2002, 08:23 AM
LMAO

Gear101*
10-17-2002, 08:37 AM
no more milk.. LMAO

Presser
12-14-2013, 11:47 AM
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain tohim.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and herhusband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch

That shit was funny as fuck, cant believe i missed this over 11 years ago lol

Lightsout
12-14-2013, 01:41 PM
Very funny

charliebigspuds
12-14-2013, 07:32 PM
Ho ho ho..very funny.