Joke:10 things your girl will never say

DecaDent*

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #1

1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends?

3) Great fart!! Rip another one!

4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my cunt.

5) You should see the shit I just birthed.

6) I'd rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping.

7) Let's start subscribing to Hustler.

8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?

9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it!

10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm buying.

I thought this was funny.Anyone else hear any good jokes lately?

 

Kiss

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #2

Damn, if that shit only happened...

 

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basskiller

Guest

• Nov 11, 2002

• #3

Cool... But I have heard something very similar to #9

 

Kiss

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #4

Basskiller, PM me her phone number, LOL.

 

superman1975

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #5

im with bass the ex used to say that

 

blacktail

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #6

lmao that was funny!

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Nov 11, 2002

• #7

#9 from an ex here too.

 

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dpsquat

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #8

lol

my wife need to hang with here some!!!!!!!!!!!

 

dedprez*

New member

• Nov 11, 2002

• #9

#1 has pretty much happened 2 me

 

machine99

New member

• Nov 12, 2002

• #10

wish my wife would tell me #9.

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Nov 12, 2002

• #11

i wish i could find a girl like that

 

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G-S

New member

• Nov 12, 2002

• #12

DecaDent* said:

9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it!

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I have heard that one.

 

cybersteffan

New member

• Nov 12, 2002

• #13

If I ever find a girl who says #9 to me again, I'm gonna marry her. Found out not too many girls around using that phrase

 

bjtheman

New member

• Nov 12, 2002

• #14

LMAO...greatstuff!

 

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viper10139

Guest

• Nov 12, 2002

• #15

LOL great post!!!!

 

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Harvey Balboner

Guest

• Nov 12, 2002

• #16

My girl firmly believes in #9 also.

 

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basskiller

Guest

• Nov 12, 2002

• #17

dedprez* said:

#1 has pretty much happened 2 me

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I glazed right over this one...
I got this one when I was irritating the hell out of the wifey

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 13, 2002

• #18

Damn, #3 and #5 are the only two to happen to me. She's always about the scat...

 

notacow

New member

• Nov 13, 2002

• #19

4, 9, and 10
but from different girls. (b4 I got hitched)

gotta watch out for the girl that says #10, she's evil. you're gonna be really sore the next day.

 

Armageddon

New member

• Nov 14, 2002

• #20

9&10 from the same chick in the same night! Oh what a night. In fact I hear them both from her alot, she's a bartender. But she wasn't serving beer!