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Gear101*
11-15-2002, 08:20 PM
> > > For those of you that may have a heavy foot.
> > >
> > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
> > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> > >
> > > The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
> > > "What's the hurry?
> > > I replied, " I'm late for work."
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah!", said the cop, " what do you do?".
> > >
> > > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > > The cop said "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher
> > > do?"
> > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I slowly
> stretch
> > it
> > > until
> > > it's about six foot wide."
> > >
> > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
> > >
> > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > > bridge.."
> > >
> > >
> > > Price of the ticket---$95.00
> > > The look on his face--PRICELESS

mailboxkillR
11-15-2002, 09:35 PM
A man was watching two men working for the town

one was digging a hole a little time later the other man would come and fill the hole back in.

Finally the man went up and said you guys are working very hard but one of you are digging a hole and then the other is filling it back in what are you exactlly supose to be doing?

The men replied well we are planting trees but the guy who was suppose to put the trees in the hole called in sick today.

Your tax dollars at work. ROFLMMFAO

midwtchamp
11-16-2002, 01:45 AM
Two couples go on a vacation and the men decide that want to switch things up and change partners...so after 2 hours of sex the one partner looks at the other and says "that is the best sex I have ever had, I wonder how the girls are doing?"

mailboxkillR
11-16-2002, 11:32 AM
:eek: very homophobic here. Men are just not suppose to touch men!!!