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madchemist36
11-19-2002, 06:24 PM
guys i have never competed but i plan to this comming summer. i am a young kid 18years old and i am horny as fuck. so what can i do to prevent from popping a boner while i am on stage??? i am not trying to be funny this is a legit question any help will be appreciated. thanx

wasted
11-19-2002, 06:33 PM
LMAO if u get a boner on stage u better question ur sexuality ...:) ...just look around at the other guys if that dont turn u off well then ummmmmm never mind ...for real though why would u be sexually aroused its not the playboy mansion ...i dont think ull have a problem sex should be the lastthing on ur mind up there

bigpump9
11-19-2002, 06:38 PM
Damn thats a funny question, suggestion u wack off before u go onstage...... but it might make u look flat......

madchemist36
11-19-2002, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by wasted
LMAO if u get a boner on stage u better question ur sexuality ...:) ...just look around at the other guys if that dont turn u off well then ummmmmm never mind ...for real though why would u be sexually aroused its not the playboy mansion ...i dont think ull have a problem sex should be the lastthing on ur mind up there

bro what about all the fine bitches in the audience

madchemist36
11-19-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by bigpump9
Damn thats a funny question, suggestion u wack off before u go onstage...... but it might make u look flat......

why would it make u look flat

wasted
11-19-2002, 06:54 PM
dude ur make me laugh ...with all the lights around and tryin to focus on ur performance ull still think about ass in the audience ...ur gonna be so nervous just gettin up there the first time a boner is the last thing ull be thinkin about

Badgermoon
11-19-2002, 07:01 PM
I would think that even if there weren't tons of eye candy in view from stage, just a quick thought about women could trigger the packing-on of wood. :D A man's mind can wander there in seemingly ANY situation. I can't recall if I've ever thought about that most compelling of flowers and its potent aroma, while in a dentist's chair, but I'm willing to bet that is the only place I haven't. Maybe think about getting a nasty root canal job while you're on stage?
Good luck, and if it happens, just be proud and let em feast their eyes! (the ladies I mean)

wasted
11-19-2002, 07:04 PM
i got it ..here ya go ...just think of her on stage and no more worries

Badgermoon
11-19-2002, 07:11 PM
Wasted, you sure come up with some scary shiat!

superchicken
11-19-2002, 08:48 PM
eca or if you realy need to some crystral meth can keep the wood away.

dpsquat
11-19-2002, 08:49 PM
i had to chime in on this one!!! a frickin boner!!! young man your mind will be so far from pussy it aint silly! if its not then your not in contest shape or mode....... the last 4 weeks before a show my wife has to beg for it!@!!!.. it have a one track mind........ to demolish my oppenents one by one!!!!!!!!!!!! stomp them like a bug////// be the hardest mofu up there and my skin looks like an onion peel!!!

madchemist36
11-19-2002, 11:59 PM
LMAO, damn i dont know what to say i mean i havent experienced being on stage yet but all i know is that i get horny every where. i hope all u guys are rite though

midwtchamp
11-20-2002, 01:18 AM
Dude as presser said my shit shrivels up inside of me...I have the mini package...dont worry man you def. wont walk out there w/a stiffy lol

madchemist36
11-20-2002, 03:11 AM
glad to here that

Badgermoon
11-20-2002, 07:50 AM
All women have to worry about it errect nipples, and that is always nice. They don't know how good they have it. :D

viper10139
11-20-2002, 11:47 AM
wow..that's one gross girl....argh....I think I am about to barf...

madchemist36
11-20-2002, 02:14 PM
i dont even wanna check this post any more i am bout to throw up.

madchemist36
11-21-2002, 12:38 AM
LOL

bigpump9
11-21-2002, 09:27 AM
how do u guys find shit like that, honestly,,, man that is so fuckin sick.............:mad:

Breal
11-21-2002, 09:35 AM
LOL!thats some funny shit bro!

B

madchemist36
11-21-2002, 03:16 PM
fuckin insane thats all i gotta say.

LaMastaKilla
11-21-2002, 07:44 PM
LOL, what the fuck. . . :D

madchemist36
11-21-2002, 11:15 PM
guys stop bumping this post ;)

Badgermoon
11-22-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by madchemist36
guys stop bumping this post ;)

OK :D

dedprez*
11-22-2002, 01:04 AM
u will never live this post down!!! hahaha...seriously tho...we r only bustin your ballz cuz we love ya! :)

madchemist36
11-22-2002, 02:21 AM
LOL, seriously stop it. LMAO

jake steed
11-22-2002, 05:51 PM
Tie it down.

madchemist36
11-22-2002, 06:39 PM
i said stop it LMAO

realcooltime
11-24-2002, 12:52 PM
Dude, what is the problem?

If I was you I would just go out there with a rock-hard hammer popping out of the top of my waistband.

zikkie barley

FemFit
11-24-2002, 03:11 PM
this fucking thread is retarded, im locking it