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Elmoduplaya
11-27-2002, 01:57 PM
I know this is gonna sound like I made it up, but its true. Yesterday night I was taking measurements to see how much I have grown. I pulled my pants down and was about to measure my left thigh. What I did not know was that this girl I am kind of talking to was in my living room, wanting to hang out. So my dad opens my room door and before he said anything. He looked at me like "what the fuk are you doing?" He though I was measuring my dick! My dad just shook his head and walked away, as he walked away this girl walks in and sees me doing the same shit. Man, I don't know who was more red in the face out of the two of us. Moral of the storie is you should grease your door knobs! or maybe just lock your doors....:D

skwood
11-27-2002, 02:13 PM
LMAO

sully
11-27-2002, 02:48 PM
...thats funny stuff...:D

WeirdAl
11-27-2002, 03:01 PM
At least they didn't catch you saying "Holy Shit! It's grown 3 inches!" :D

ZZZOOM
11-27-2002, 03:02 PM
LOL.. too funny. :)

ZZZOOM

Choke03
11-27-2002, 03:07 PM
funny shit.

madchemist36
11-27-2002, 04:01 PM
LMAO

winnie
11-27-2002, 04:10 PM
LOL, funny bro.

gander
11-27-2002, 05:35 PM
I would have told her that she could measure it if she wanted. ;)

GetnBigr
11-27-2002, 05:57 PM
That was too damn funny!!!




so, did she stay or did she go?

mbstrong
11-27-2002, 06:03 PM
LMAO

jaywooly
11-27-2002, 06:23 PM
Very good story.

BiggerStronger
11-27-2002, 07:10 PM
Don't you hate when this happens....lol

woody01
11-27-2002, 07:32 PM
holy shit!that is funny as hell.i wish you could post your dads thoughts on that one.lol

basskiller
11-27-2002, 07:41 PM
It doesn't matter what you tell them now.. They will always think that you were measuring your johnson...LOL

dreww
11-29-2002, 04:10 PM
lol, no use denying it now..


she will find it funny....if she doesn't, then you probably didn't wanna waste your time with her anyways. :p

midwtchamp
11-29-2002, 08:27 PM
YOu know what you should had done was turn to your dad and say...dad do you have a bigger tape measurer, this 60 inch one isnt big enough....

PIMPn8EZ
11-30-2002, 09:57 AM
LOL... that is to much! I needed that laugh...thanx brother!

Elmoduplaya
11-30-2002, 04:18 PM
Well my dad said "I don't care what you were measuring, so drop it!". Now the girl that walked in on me, actually thought I was roughing up the suspect (aka jerking off). But, I explained it to her and she now busts my chops. She sais shit like "so, how is the millimeter monster today?" lol!!! By the way you guys were laughing with me not at me right?:D

thundercat
11-30-2002, 06:06 PM
with you ,LOL, yeah O.K.

footballcat
11-30-2002, 06:29 PM
lol, good story

mcinfo
11-30-2002, 07:21 PM
That is funny.

deltachistud
12-02-2002, 12:11 AM
funny

poopoo
12-02-2002, 01:02 AM
Come on, tell the truth... you were really trying to see if the Swedish pump really works, werent you?
joking, LMAO!

insulinAL
12-02-2002, 02:20 AM
that's awesome dude