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WeirdAl
01-08-2003, 03:17 PM
Who has the crappiest car? I think I do. Currently driving a '90 Geo Prizm w/ 171k miles on it. Missing the front passenger seat, cracked windshield, dash cracked and partially missing, key stuck in ignition. It's actually serving me well so far. I more than doubled it's value when I replaced the speakers! ;)

gander
01-08-2003, 03:29 PM
I think we have a winner! Way to go Al! You know what I think would be sweet on your car? Take off the regular wheels and replace all 4 of them with those solid spare tires that are about the size of a large donut :D I crack me up!

Badgermoon
01-08-2003, 03:33 PM
I haven't had a car like that for a while. Sounds like you have the best work car. A car like that is invaluable as long as it runs ok. You can drive them to work and never worry, and who cares if it gets dinged in a parking lot. Road salt?... bring it on! LOL

winnie
01-08-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by WeirdAl
Who has the crappiest car? I think I do. Currently driving a '90 Geo Prizm w/ 171k miles on it. Missing the front passenger seat, cracked windshield, dash cracked and partially missing, key stuck in ignition. It's actually serving me well so far. I more than doubled it's value when I replaced the speakers! ;)

Damn bro...I am interested to see if someone can top that one...:D

I gotz me a car but can't drive the bitch because of the bad disicions I've made...:mad:

gander
01-08-2003, 03:56 PM
How about this, my first car was a 4 dr blue chevette (I wanted a Jeep but ma said NO!). I rear ended someone a month after I had it so it had a smashed front end w/no grill, someone smashed into it (hit and run) while I was away playing a football game, so the drivers side was all fooked up. Then while I was working a classmate backed into it in a parking lot and messed up the passenger side. It had no radio and bald tires and the floor was rusted thru on the passengers side so you could watch the pavement as you drove. Lets see, gear handle would come off in your hand, dash was cracked beyond belief, window was cracked, friend got drunk and sat on top of it and caved in the roof and puked on the side of it (which was never washed off)...........shall I go on? And I sold that sum bitch for $200. No wonder I only drive new vehicles now.....I've never recovered from that first car! I feel your pain Al.

poopoo
01-08-2003, 04:08 PM
I just got my car appraised this summer and its worth $200 Canadian (~130 US). Its a 1990 ford probe. Every fluid imaginable leaks.

insulinAL
01-08-2003, 06:03 PM
i think i beat all of ya...i drive a 86 ford bronco, half of it's green, half of it's white...all spray can paint. every gasket in the motor leaks so i put more oil in the bitch than gas... i can't roll the windows down in the summer cause when i go down the road it blows this vapor into the cab that burns the ever loving this outta your eyes. uumm, locks don't work...radio? what's that, heater works sometimes...passenger side won't open...but hey...it's the snow comander...4wheel drive baby

Harvey Balboner
01-08-2003, 06:05 PM
My friend used to have a blue hatchback, can't remember the make. It had bullet holes in the roof, were the previous owner was shot, to cut off the car, you would have to pop the hood, and disconnect the battery. It was special.

wasted
01-08-2003, 06:23 PM
man i thought my ride was bad till i read about some of the things you guys drive ..thanks fellas my day is so much brighter now :)

Nitrous Oxide
01-08-2003, 06:24 PM
I drive 93' Toyota Camry LE V6, 4D Sedan..its fine for right now, bu the way I drive it will be worse that yours :D

footballcat
01-08-2003, 06:33 PM
I do.

My truck has no cab, or bed.

Its just a frame, and motor

Gear101*
01-08-2003, 06:33 PM
95 monte payed to full and worth 5k hard cash.. nice down payment for a 2003 Jeep TJ with 4.0liter auto hard top and air.. :D

CJWolford
01-08-2003, 06:53 PM
my first car was a 1988 oldsmobile cutlass calais ...

it was the 2 door coupe, which was kind of cool ... the only draw back was that it was a strange peach color ... the interior was a deep velvet velour ...

i had about 3 wrecks in it, and it sort of had a few dings on it...

the passenger window wouldn't roll down, the heater and a/c quit working ... it was kinda cool, one time my buddy and i took the doors off and drove it to school, i was the coolest guy there :)

it was my main form of transportation, and my off road vehicle as well ... but i eventually blew the transmission up, and then threw a rod through the motor at the same time...

but yeah, that's the best car i've had :D

wasted
01-08-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Gear101*
95 monte payed to full and worth 5k hard cash.. nice down payment for a 2003 Jeep TJ with 4.0liter auto hard top and air.. :D

if your looking at new jeeps check outthe Rubicon its complete badass

Gear101*
01-08-2003, 07:01 PM
have a Rubicon on order.. they are building it as we talk.. 28500 usd.. wife works for a dealer.. 20% off minus rebate...

woody01
01-08-2003, 08:03 PM
98 VIPER WITH FADED PAIT.RADIO IS ON THE FRITZ,AND HAS A VIBRATION AT 160-170MPH.
TOOK IT IN FOR SERVICE,THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME A PORSHE LOANER(YEA RIGHT!)

OH YEA FOR THE NEXT TEN SEC. I'M GIVING AWAY ALL THE FREE GEAR U CAN CARRY.........TIMES UP LOL




Actually used to have an expedition to pull my boat.got slamed in the ass with the child support.now i have a piece of crapp grand am w/a canoe.

jshoty
01-08-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by insulinAL
i think i beat all of ya...i drive a 86 ford bronco, half of it's green, half of it's white...all spray can paint. every gasket in the motor leaks so i put more oil in the bitch than gas... i can't roll the windows down in the summer cause when i go down the road it blows this vapor into the cab that burns the ever loving this outta your eyes. uumm, locks don't work...radio? what's that, heater works sometimes...passenger side won't open...but hey...it's the snow comander...4wheel drive baby

the bronco rules, but it is a bitch getting into the pasenger side door lol, you should tell them about the other 5 beaters you drive around lol!!!

Becoming
01-08-2003, 09:09 PM
grand am w/ a canoe lol dude that's funny as hell!!! i got a '74 cutlass supreme rust bucket. i think the passenger side floor has a hole in it but there is so much trash on the floor i can't see. The damn thing runs like it was made yesterday though.

sliprock
01-08-2003, 09:30 PM
I got a 1989 Ford Ranger extend a cab with half the paint missing form the Hood and roof starting to rust the bare steel. 270,000 kms and goes thru oil about as fast as gas. Its a bucket:lol:

wasted
01-08-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Gear101*
have a Rubicon on order.. they are building it as we talk.. 28500 usd.. wife works for a dealer.. 20% off minus rebate...

hook a brother up ..lol

Nitrous Oxide
01-08-2003, 11:39 PM
Hey since we talk about cars any of you know anything about building nitrous oxide injection in toyota camry. It has 220 Horse Power, v6. I bought nos for $599.99 with the kit etc...but the engine is not ultra-charged and it doenst have turbo installed.. ?? I am crazy about Acura Integra and Honda Civic DAMN :(

wasted
01-09-2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Nitrous Oxide
Hey since we talk about cars any of you know anything about building nitrous oxide injection in toyota camry. It has 220 Horse Power, v6. I bought nos for $599.99 with the kit etc...but the engine is not ultra-charged and it doenst have turbo installed.. ?? I am crazy about Acura Integra and Honda Civic DAMN :(

i use to mess with the old happy gas ,fire away i`ll try and answer any questions you have

morbid316
01-09-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by poopoo
I just got my car appraised this summer and its worth $200 Canadian (~130 US). Its a 1990 ford probe. Every fluid imaginable leaks.

your car sounds like POO POO LOL

bigshug
01-09-2003, 03:22 AM
POOPOO, I have a newer Ford Probe I'd love to sell you.....I currently own 4 cars and I need to get rid of two of them - the other's an '86 Dodge 600 Turbo Convertible. The best thing about the latter of the two is that it's flesh tone colored (that's white boy flesh tone to all those who are curious)

WeirdAl
01-09-2003, 10:47 AM
Wow, sounds like some of you are at least on par with me, if not have me beaten outright! I might need to post some pictures, though, as I don't think my description did the car justice! I also didn't mention that the temp control lever doesn't really work - you can't get the car to blow cool air, only hot (but I think the AC works, just doesn't blow cold because the car is stuck blowing hot air). The headliner is out of the car... Both front window's weatherstripping is gone, so there's horrible wind noise. The clutch just started slipping, and the brakes went out on me a couple weeks ago (during a panic stop on the highway - I got lucky that traffic got back going). Can't get the rear drums off one sprung a leak), so I have a pair of vice grips clamping the brake hose, so I'm stopping with 3 brakes :)

kydquick43
01-09-2003, 11:14 AM
I drive a bus pass.

Badgermoon
01-09-2003, 03:13 PM
WeirdAl and Gander are tied IMHO. Gander has to be up there just for having a "puke-car" :D

winnie
01-09-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Badgermoon
WeirdAl and Gander are tied IMHO. Gander has to be up there just for having a "puke-car" :D

I agree...its a toss up, post some pics of your fine automobiles and we'll leave that to be the diciding factor.