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midwtchamp
02-27-2003, 10:54 AM
Ok well I gots me a new woman and she says she is a freak, so this gots me scared a bit I dont want no woman tying my ass up and leaving me or some shit like that lol....so my question to all you guys what is the freakiest shit you ever done w/your woman/women/gay boyfriends (I dont wanna hear gay guy stories) wives/prostitutes/sugar mamas etc....

WeirdAl
02-27-2003, 11:11 AM
She's not the finafarm girl, is she?

viper10139
02-27-2003, 11:41 AM
be careful bro...get freaky with her...trust me...I have been tied up and it was great...give it time bro......tie her up..she might like it..LOL..

pudgy
02-27-2003, 11:48 AM
i would lay down some groundrules if i were you. you could be in trouble. take her to a video store and see what kind of porn she likes , and hope its nothing too freaky.

WeirdAl
02-27-2003, 02:25 PM
just make sure you tell us the stories!!!

footballcat
02-27-2003, 03:00 PM
make a video

midwtchamp
02-27-2003, 03:13 PM
Hey cat she alread said she gonna make a video bro...lol Mid is skeerd!!! yes she likes being tied up and having her hair pulled...I think mid might be in deep shit!!!! lol

midwtchamp
02-27-2003, 03:14 PM
And damnit i wanna hear some good storieS!

tinman01
02-27-2003, 08:52 PM
If she goes atm shes a freak...

shiko24
02-27-2003, 10:04 PM
ok tinman I'll bite what the hell is atm ?

dedprez*
02-27-2003, 10:42 PM
no kidding...atm??mid....so she came out and said she is a freak??or you are slowly learning...atleast she was kind enuf to let you know b4 hand...good luck and keep yo ass closed tight!!she might slip in something you might like!!!haha

tinman01
02-27-2003, 11:30 PM
shiko24
ass to mouth...

midwtchamp
02-28-2003, 01:16 AM
straight up told me she was a freak....

winnie
02-28-2003, 03:16 AM
ATM...lol, never heard of that term before, I would take prez's advice, keep your cheeks tight...all though some anal beeds you might enjoy...:eek:

BStrongBwell*
02-28-2003, 05:02 AM
I had a chick tell me to crack an egg in her and then fu(k her. My college buddies couldn't stop saying "I am the egg-man...coo coo kachoo!" for months after that!

rippedchef
02-28-2003, 10:33 AM
:D hey BSBW-can I get two over easy and a side of "ass" browns?

dedprez*
02-28-2003, 10:38 AM
ok...this is getting weird...ahha

hostile
02-28-2003, 11:56 AM
I thought they were all freaks. :D I have not met a woman that did not like to be tied up and have her hair pulled in years. Just hope she does not want to take a piss on you MWC.

And, the egg thing. Now that is a REAL freak.

gander
02-28-2003, 12:40 PM
Maybe you should let one of us try her out first.......so you don't get hurt or molested:D

pudgy
02-28-2003, 01:41 PM
i had a girl beg me to sodomize her one time, then she climed aboard and did it her self. about midway through her ride she turned 180 degrees with me inside her pooper. she was a total freak , i was behind her slapping that ass and i said whos p*ssy is this , her response was - make it yours- then she kinda purred / growled at me. i dont think ill ever forget that.

dedprez*
02-28-2003, 02:20 PM
meow?

midwtchamp
02-28-2003, 02:33 PM
OMG this is getting good!!

BStrongBwell*
02-28-2003, 04:43 PM
OOOHHHH YEAHHH...SUPERFREAK!

pudgy
02-28-2003, 04:53 PM
it was kinda scarry when she said make it yours...lol

winnie
02-28-2003, 05:24 PM
:eek: ....geeezzzz

MacGyver
02-28-2003, 10:38 PM
I'll give you one tip. If you are going to tie her up, don't tie her arms spread aprat to each bed post. Tie them together behind her head to the bead. this way you can turn her over. The other way you can't.
And no, I didn't learn that from the MacGyver TV show.

BStrongBwell*
02-28-2003, 11:55 PM
speaking of tieing up...I once dated a girl who wet the bed at night...YES she was over 18! Anyway, she like to be tied up with her hands together....NOW I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY! Thanks MacGyver!

blm9376
03-01-2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by rippedchef
:D hey BSBW-can I get two over easy and a side of "ass" browns?

LMFAO!!!

midwtchamp
03-01-2003, 04:09 AM
OMG I just remembered this story.....one of my friends had not one but two chicks that when the would get off they would piss everywhere....that is just fugging weird or freaky!

midwtchamp
03-05-2003, 02:28 PM
bump for more shiznit

rugbythug
03-05-2003, 03:21 PM
My stories are way to tame for this. I only make quality movies. And had one half ass 3 way.

superman1975
03-05-2003, 05:54 PM
you name it i've done it--fisted a girl, 3somes, 4some, group stuff, put a bowling pin in a girl, let a chick finger my ass, let another chick use a small toy on my ass, etc....

Dbear
03-05-2003, 08:57 PM
There is no reason to be scared, If she does something you don't like just say stop and go back to something you do like.

bigshug
03-06-2003, 01:49 AM
Just don't let her tie you up face down! An ex of mine once poured hot candle wax on me as she gave me a blowjob....not fun at all. Never was able to hit the old bunghole though, the two I tried both ran into the bathroom crying and saying their ass was bleeding......meanwhile I'm still in bed with a freakin' blue vein throbber and nowhere to go

CJWolford
03-06-2003, 06:53 AM
i'm still confused about the egg part :???:

poopoo
03-06-2003, 01:27 PM
just don't let her probe you bro

midwtchamp
03-06-2003, 02:51 PM
I was scared to read what mr poopoo wrote lol!

poopoo
03-06-2003, 03:39 PM
And I thought I had issues... you guys are freaks LOL

midwtchamp
03-07-2003, 02:05 AM
poo poo the freak!

gander
03-07-2003, 12:41 PM
Superman is the freak. I'm jealous!

WeirdAl
03-07-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by gander
Superman is the freak. I'm jealous!

I'm sure if you look really hard, you can find a girl that'll use a toy on your ass, too!

superman1975
03-07-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by gander
Superman is the freak. I'm jealous!

yes i am

superman1975
03-07-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by WeirdAl


I'm sure if you look really hard, you can find a girl that'll use a toy on your ass, too!


the only reason that happen was in exchange for pummeling her little ass--i had to have something used on me---fair trade if you guys would have seen what her asshole looked like when i was done

gander
03-07-2003, 12:51 PM
Maybe Al has some ass toys???? Maybe some love beads???:)

WeirdAl
03-07-2003, 01:04 PM
Actually, that doesn't really sound fun to me. Although, I might agree with superman that it could be a fair trade.

WeirdAl
03-07-2003, 01:05 PM
And superman, are you going to post those pics of you with the 2 gym girls?

Armageddon
03-07-2003, 04:30 PM
Had this girl and her roomate while her sister watched then nailed the sister. There was wine and tongues everywhere. All 3 beg to be hit in the bum before it was all over. Still to this day I don't know how I managed to wander into that.
Wathced some stripper friends go at it, while one was giving me head. The things that these girls fit into all oraphices at once was alittle odd yet amzing none the less. In fact they should be getting back from spring break farely soon, maybe we can make some videos and distribute them. It would be a cornacopia of pussy all across MC

midwtchamp
03-07-2003, 11:18 PM
Damn we got some damn freaks on this board!! OMG you guys scare me!

Saks
03-08-2003, 01:15 AM
All I have to say is, I got caught in my car w/my girl by the cops. Kinda embarassing having to "please step out of the car". Worse when they saw the whipped cream and vibrator on the dash. What a mess......had a stain on the seat till I sold it.

superman1975
03-08-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by WeirdAl
And superman, are you going to post those pics of you with the 2 gym girls?



not gonna happen my friend--i should have posted them in the XXX forum when it was up--but i had a talk with someone on the site about them and prefered if i didnt post them

woody01
03-08-2003, 01:16 PM
i like freaky! i got a story


i used to collect tarantula's.this one girl i was seeing was freaky.she let me tie her up and blind fold her one night.
first of course i had to do some nasty,nasty.that got boring after a while.i mean how often will i get an opertunity like this.i can have sex anytime.any ways,out came the frozen foods.i covered her with pork chops,serloins,hamburger,basically meat.after a while she didn't want to be tied up anymore.
(go figure),but i wasn't done;)
i went to to bed room and got the rose hair tarantula(about 6" legspan.i put it on her naked body and took the blind fold off!she let out a scream of murder,scared the spider and made him run up and sit on her head.i couldn't stop laughing.i think i wet myself!
so i told her don't move i'll be right back.don't scream cause it might bite her.i go get my gollieth bird eater.biggest spider in the world.about 8" acrross.when she saw i was going to put it on her with the other,she tells me to put the spiders away and i could hit the back door.
well,i don't get an oppertunity like this every day.so i put the spiders away and tore up that ass.to this day,she dosen't know i have the whole thing on video:D

do i have a problem?:D

Badgermoon
03-08-2003, 02:21 PM
Woody, YOU are a freak my friend... :D That is some out there shit.... meat and spiders. What a combo. So, are you still seeing this girl? LOL

Armageddon
03-08-2003, 06:38 PM
Used to run security at a fairly big club in a college town. !,800 on any given night and thursday nights was college night. Well these chicks wouold do anything to get into this club, especially to be on the VIP list. These 2 chicks show up one night that I know from back home and they thought that was going to get them to slide right in, WRONG! Oh we'll do anything, blah, bah, blah we'll even put on a show then suck your dick. Well about 15 mins later this chicks were in the VIP room with all the bouncers. There was an old pool table in there, 1 laid down with he head hanging off the edge and the other 1 straddled har face and they went to town on each other. Then they took it to the couch. I had to get everyone back to work, you know for the sake of the club. Oh I had to go and check in on the chicks to make sure they where ok and all. All kinds of sex stories and what not happend in, around, behind, and after that club. That was the greatest place to work! EVER

midwtchamp
03-09-2003, 05:59 PM
Woody you pulled out the frozen meats!!! Man that is just weird...I am never gonna eat anything you cook!

dr woo
03-09-2003, 05:59 PM
woody m8 thats some sik shit,
but it was a means to an end,l lol.

the lenghts we will go to to poke the chocolate starfish.

woody01
03-09-2003, 10:12 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......chocolate

midwtchamp
03-09-2003, 10:49 PM
lol @ chocolate starfish!