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bigshug
03-04-2003, 02:14 AM
OK so maybe I'm a little late on this one, but I just got back in town today. My only regret about the weekend was not getting to meet any of you guys in person, but I'm sure we'll all get to hook up some day in the near future.
I'm thoroughly impressed with the whole weekend. I had a kick ass chest workout, saw more hot chicks than I ever thought possible and got to meet and take pics with every pro I wanted to see. My random thoughts about the weekend....
No one was loud enough. For those of you in attendance, I was sitting on the far left side and was screaming my ass of for two days straight. I'm still freakin' hoarse. It tripped me out that so many "bodybuilding" fans sat motionless while the guys who had busted their asses training and dieting were onstage.
Dexter, Quincy, Melvin and especially Darrem were freakin' robbed. Cormier was particularly small and flat while those other guys were on the money.
Quincy, Troy (Alves), and Melvin are cool as shit as demonstrated by their shirtless posing for pics at the VIP banquet.....I don't even think those guys had eaten anything yet and were still happy to mix it up with the fans.
Sarah Orbanic wants me...I just know it
Kevin Levrone is still an asshole
Vince Taylor and King Kamali are cool as shit
I'm starting to really want to bang a female bodybuilder - I could start with Denise Masino's big roast beef sandwich
Art Atwood was freakin' huge as was Kovacs - holy SHIT!!
Gunter is still the nicest guy in the world
Ronnie's arms were bigger than my head
Brandy Dahl's nipples stayed hard the whole time I stared at them
Mike Matarazzo is still one of my alltime favorites. His show is fucking electric to say the least and he's a kick ass guy to meet in person
Darrem and Melvin's posing routines were incredible
Jay has no personality whatsoever (doesn't mean I don't still like him)
I'm not nearly as big as I thought I was
Monica Brant putting on lip makeup was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life
Sometimes, just sometimes, Kelly Ryan looked like a man with a wig on
My buddy was tricked into buying the ugliest, dogfaced, "fitness model's" picture.....goddamn she was a beast
Finally, Arnold takes care of his atheletes and his fans. Big props go to the Great One and the city of Colombus for hosting such a kick ass show!


:D :D

Saks
03-22-2003, 01:03 AM
Hey I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about the dog faced money stealing hoe?