Too too drunk.
Bar tale.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the
bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Bar tale.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the
bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
