bigshug
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So Marsha and John are living in a retirement home and Marsha's wondering one day whatever happened to the killer sex life they used to enjoy. Hoping to rekindle some old flames, she went to speak with her very sexually active friend Patti. Patti informed her that each night when her husband went to tidy up before bed, she'd undress, slip into bed and tuck both ankles behind her head. Her husband, seeing this sight upon emerging from the bathroom would become so overwhelmed with desire that they'd go at it like rabbits until the dawn.
Armed with this new sexual weapon, Marsha bided her time until nighttime when her husband went to the bathroom before bed at which time she did as instructed. She stripped down stark naked and tucked her ankles behind her head. As John emerged from the bathroom and observed the spectacle in front of him he exclaimed, "Goddammit Marsha! Comb your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like and asshole!"
Armed with this new sexual weapon, Marsha bided her time until nighttime when her husband went to the bathroom before bed at which time she did as instructed. She stripped down stark naked and tucked her ankles behind her head. As John emerged from the bathroom and observed the spectacle in front of him he exclaimed, "Goddammit Marsha! Comb your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like and asshole!"
