I am officially a whore!!!

AWWW man I got a joke to go w/that Pudgy!!
Ok Adam and Eve just get done having sex for the first time and God asks Adam how it was and adam says it was the best thing ever. Well God starts looking for eve and ask adam where she is....adam says down at the river washing up. God says, "Damnit now how in the hell am I supposed to get that smell out of fish!"
 
i got one two....

a blind man walks into a fish market, looks around and says-

heelllloo ladies !
 
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