Bizarre Stories~

Sachet

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His Face Rings a Bell

Romance novel cover boy Fabio is OK after being injured on a roller coaster at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, Va.
The akimbo Adonis, making a public appearance to inaugurate the new ride, was hit in the face by a bird while being the first to ride the coaster.
When the train came to a halt, he was covered with blood from a gash on his face.
When told of the incident, a spokeswoman for Fabio's publisher reacted, "Oh my God! Think if his mouth was open!" (Reuters)

That's the secret to his success: he never opens his mouth.
 
Drunken Man Sends Mayday from Bathtub

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In what has to be one of the most bizarre pleas for help, a Danish man set off a real-life sea rescue mission while playing with toy ships in his bathtub.
The drunk 52-year-old called in repeated mayday alarms to the Maritime Sea Rescue Command as he piloted his water toys, claiming he was captain of a 12-crew freighter in distress.
Giving a position west of the Baltic Sea island of Bornholm, which belongs to Denmark, he said his vessel was listing 45 degrees and that one crew member had been washed overboard. Authorities leaped to respond, sending two rescue vessels to search the area for 90 minutes.
Police eventually traced the phone calls to the home of the intoxicated man, who admitted the false alarm.
 
Isn't this weird?!



Cop Gone Bad

(Actual Headline - Dallas Morning News)

Harrisburg, PA. -- A small-town police officer is accused of paying a 10-year-old Little League pitcher $2 to hit an opposing batter with a fastball.

Prosecutors aren't saying why Officer Shawn Phillips would want the batter out of commission. Phillips is not related to anyone on either team, according to league managers.

Still, they say, Phillips was on duty May 21 when he walked into East Penn Elementary School, took the pitcher outside and asked him to 'accidentally' hit the player. The officer allegedly gave the boy $2 behind the school bike racks.

The kid pitcher for the Service Construction team did the job -- nailing the opposing team's cleanup batter below the belt, dropping him to his knees and leaving a giant welt on his skin. The player had to leave the game.

Phillips was charged Wednesday with solicitation to commit simple assault, corruption of minors and official oppression. He could face six months in jail if convicted.
 
*LMAO*
I can't stop laughing over this one!!



Wanted for Attempted Murder

(The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
 
Sachet, that last one was on darwinawards.com if i'm not mistaken, and was rumored to be yet another urban legend. BTW, darwinawards is a pretty funny site about those idiots who have been injured or killed doing STUPID things...worth a look!
 
The Darmin awards are great! So was the story of Capt. Tubby. Can you imagine what that little trick is going to cost him?
 
lol this is fro m the site Weirdal posted.


Texas Town May Ban Music on Rivers
Sat Mar 22,10:19 AM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo!



NEW BRAUNFELS, Texas - The New Braunfels City Council will consider an ordinance Monday that would make playing music on the Comal and Guadalupe rivers in the city limits illegal.



"I will support it totally," Councilman Ken Valentine said. "They interfere with the pursuit of happiness of other tubers and the people who live along the rivers."


In recent years, the boom boxes have gotten bigger, with some so large they are powered by car batteries and take three or four people to carry, Assistant City Manager Don Ferguson said.


The loud music draws large crowds that create problems for law enforcement, he said.


"We are seeing crowds of 100 or 200 people floating together, and typically at the center of it is a large boom box," Ferguson said. "It is not a new problem, but in the last couple of years the problem has escalated considerably."


Valentine said the loud music contributes to a rowdy atmosphere that drives away the families the city would like to see using the river.


The ordinance would not ban the possession of radios, tape or compact disc players, but it would make their operation on the rivers inside the city limits a Class C misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of up to $500.


"This will really help the quality of the tubing experience on the river for families," Valentine told the San Antonio Express-News for its Saturday editions.


Ferguson said city staff has reviewed the ordinance and believe it is legal, but civil libertarians criticized the proposal as an infringement on people's rights.


"We are always going to oppose statutes that are overly broad," said Edward Pina, a San Antonio attorney on the national board of directors of the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites).


"Any time the government is trying to control an otherwise legal activity, it should have a compelling state interest before doing so. I don't know what that compelling reason could possibly be here."


Ferguson said the existing noise ordinance is difficult to enforce on the rivers, because officers need to have someone complain about the noise and then need to find witnesses willing to testify in court.


If officers ask people to turn the music lower, they often turn the volume right back up as soon as they float a short distance away from police, he said.


"This ordinance is unique, but it is being proposed for a purpose," Ferguson said. "It is a real simple ordinance. If you are found operating a boom box you get a ticket."


Also Monday, the council will consider expanding the existing ban on Styrofoam on the rivers to include riverfront parks. The move would help fight litter in the rivers, supporters said.
 
bigshug, that site is unreal. lol :) This is one that didn't end up "expired" like most of the people in the stories. It's a must read site becuase people do the stupidest things!!

Child Pandering
2002 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
(19 October 2002, Portugal) Parents take note! Catering to a child's tantrum can have dire consequences, as a Caldelas mother recently discovered. When her four-year-old son refused to eat his soup unless she let him play with a gun, she handed it over -- and was promptly shot in the stomach by an accidental discharge. Although she survived, her dangerously questionable parenting practices earn her an Honorable Mention.
 
bigshug said:
Sachet, that last one was on darwinawards.com if i'm not mistaken, and was rumored to be yet another urban legend. BTW, darwinawards is a pretty funny site about those idiots who have been injured or killed doing STUPID things...worth a look!

Was it?!
Well, as sad as this is.. I can truly relate to Linda *lmao*
It sounds just like something I would have done ;)

I'll hafta check out that site tomorrow~ thank you.
 
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