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pudgy
03-12-2003, 09:40 AM
France Announces Troop Deployment
World news.




President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be

deploying two elite units of French troops to Iraq in the event of

war. Five hundred crack troops from the 42nd Groupement d' Instruction

en Abandonment (42nd Surrender Instruction Group) are mobilizing to

assist the Iraqi Army in the finer points of military surrender.


"The immediate capitulation of an armed force is a delicate and

intricate tactic in which we French have much experience." said

Defense Ministry spokesperson General de Armee Francois-Phillippe

Hommes de Petit-Pommes.


"There is a certain protocol in laying down your arms or fleeing the

battlefield. To wave the white flag while remaining pompous and

insufferable requires experience and training.


The French Army believes it is second to none in the fine art of

surrendering quickly. The record of our armed forces in that area

speaks for itself. The Iraqi performance in giving up without a fight

during the last Gulf War was slip-shod. We hope to improve their level

of surrender execution for the next war."


General Hommes de Petit-Pommes further announced that 1,000 advisors

from the Regiment de Collaborateurs Francais will also be dispatched

to Iraq to assist the Iraqi people in colloborating effectively with

any occupation force.

WeirdAl
03-12-2003, 09:53 AM
:D

DecaDent*
03-12-2003, 11:08 AM
LOL,that was funny. Did you see they changed the name of french fries in the Congressional cafeteria to freedom fries and french toast to freedoom toast(I didn't make that up)

Max-HC
03-12-2003, 11:19 AM
I heard that to deca.I like it..

Badgermoon
03-12-2003, 11:28 AM
that is so like the French. Like groundskeeper Willie calls them "cheese eat'in surrender monkeys"
I saw a piece on the news the other day. Seems the Britts were test firing some weapons, and a bunch of Iraqi troops appeared and tried to surrender. The Britts said it was just practice, and sent them home.
I've had it with the French, ever since they wouldn't allow us to fly over their sorry country to bitch slap Qhadaffi (sp?)
What are they going to do, cook at us?
They don't want to see Iraq attacked because they (and the Ruskies) have big oil contracts with them. When people like our friend Mary chant "it's all about oil", the truth is they are talking about the french. (that's not a typo, I'm not going to capitalise their name anymore)

great post Pudgy

DecaDent*
03-12-2003, 03:21 PM
What are they going to do, cook at us?


:D

hostile
03-13-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by DecaDent*
LOL,that was funny. Did you see they changed the name of french fries in the Congressional cafeteria to freedom fries and french toast to freedoom toast(I didn't make that up)

I read that in the newspaper the other day and cracked the fuck up. I think that is great.

bigshug
03-13-2003, 05:02 AM
You guys wouldn't be talking so tough about the French if Black Jaque Shellaque was here!!!!

Badgermoon
03-13-2003, 09:00 AM
You mean the head chef himself? Oh oh, thats trouble, the chiffon's gonna fly now!
:D

Badgermoon
03-13-2003, 09:01 AM
Oh my god! He's got a purse!

kossdeh
03-16-2003, 01:55 AM
There's a good reason we all have issues with the french... the rest of the world does too, even more so than they do with us....