feds are onto me!

organdoner

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picked up my product from the post office yesterday. was scared as shit. well when i left the po a van is parked outside and starts the engine. it follows me two blocks. the van turns off a few blocks later. i panic and decide to jog the next seven blocks. i lost them. so i thought. i zigzag the next four blocks running. i'm so scared i feel like i've run a marathon. five minutes later the van speeds up and corners me. i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. they were cleaned out after the last snowstorm so the melting snow would be able to prevent neighborhood flooding and i don't see shit. now what the fuck am i supposed to do? this is a true story. please help me out cause i can't afford more gear for awhile. HELP!
 
organdoner said:
... i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF!


This is where you lost me bro...please elaborate on this one. It sounds like your cool, so thats good!
 
Hey organdoner, when i used to lose stuff down the sewer ie. tennis balls, baseballs, what i did was get a rake and try to fish it out. Or sometimes used a fishing net taped to a long pole. Hope this helps.
 
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sorry, i would just cry and move on bro, oh and get a new po box somewhere else.
 
I don't quite get the zig-zagging. Were you running across the street back and forth, or just the side walk? Wouldn't that attract more attention than just walking or jogging?
 
Use the big ass vaccum that fire department has..that will suck your gear in..I had a smiliar problem only not with the gear...
You're able to rent their vaccums for $20 a day I believe..
 
Damn! That is the funniest, and saddest, shit I have ever heard!!

I agree with footballcat, stuff some little kid down there after it. Tell him you'll give him $5.

Good luck!
 
Now THAT'S gonna grow a big ass alligator......what town are you in so I can stay away from the death and destruction that's sure to follow with a roided out alligator on the loose
 
i threw my package in the sewer because i thought i was getting busted. the van that was following me was some ug-mug who has the hots for me. from reading about bro's gettin busted i was just afraid. i'm thinking who's gonna pick up my son from daycare etc. there are many in between streets thats why i did a zigzag. i couldn't think. and to try to suck something from the sewer in my neighborhood would dray a large crowd. thats for sure.
 
organdoner said:
i threw my package in the sewer because i thought i was getting busted. the van that was following me was some ug-mug who has the hots for me. from reading about bro's gettin busted i was just afraid. i'm thinking who's gonna pick up my son from daycare etc. there are many in between streets thats why i did a zigzag. i couldn't think. and to try to suck something from the sewer in my neighborhood would dray a large crowd. thats for sure.

On a serious note, sorry.....I can imagine how you felt since the first time I ordered gear I was scared of every new car I saw in the lot - and I lived in a condo, so there were ALWAYS new cars there. If it hasn't rained, you should still be able to fish that thing out of there.....depending on how much money you spent (shit, $20 would be enough for me), I wouldn't care who saw me doing what in the damn sewer
 
i just gotta get that shit. i'm waiting on another contact that had to reship so i used my usual contact. i got dbol last week. this order was primotestons and masterons (legit copys) with all the drug traffic in my area this is gonna be hard to do. wish me luck.
 
Just go fish it out, and if someone asks about it say something really outlandish so they don't believe it. Like, I threw a bunch of steroids down there.
 
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