French jokes.

French jokes.

Come on they deserve it!!!

A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the
next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again"
came from the speakers.

She drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get
beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!"
she'd get one of theirs.

One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly
creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to
avoid him.

"ASSHOLE!" she yelled..... The French National
Anthem began to play.

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
>
>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
>
>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians!
>
>Everything inside them is color coded."
>
>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best;
>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it
>would."
>
>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong.....
>
>The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable

thats pretty funny stuff