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its_me_jay
04-08-2003, 01:39 PM
anybody that knows any post em
i love every bone in your body, especialy mine.
MacGyver
04-08-2003, 01:45 PM
Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
LilBrat
04-08-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by MacGyver
Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
LOL~I like.;)
MacGyver
04-08-2003, 02:03 PM
I really like that shirt you are wearing. It's very becoming on you.
If I was that shirt, I would be coming too ;)
MacGyver
04-08-2003, 02:04 PM
If you left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays???
midwtchamp
04-08-2003, 02:25 PM
Nice shoes wanna fuck?
bigshug
04-08-2003, 10:34 PM
Do you like boxing??
Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..
My wife just died! I need someone to talk to :(
gander
04-09-2003, 08:58 AM
How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? or Fertilized?
LilBrat
04-09-2003, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by bigshug
Do you like boxing??
Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..
LOL!
Sachet
04-14-2003, 11:42 PM
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Sachet
04-14-2003, 11:43 PM
Was your father a thief?
Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
aww.. sweet :)
Sachet
04-14-2003, 11:45 PM
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
aww! *melts*
MacGyver
04-14-2003, 11:56 PM
Is your father a terrorist? Cause you are Da Bomb!!!
Honey U look better then a new set of snow tires :D
I got that from a commercial from a couple of years ago
footballcat
04-15-2003, 12:32 AM
Nice rack can i put my pool stick in your Hole
footballcat
04-15-2003, 12:32 AM
Lets have a party and invite your pants down
92StangMan
04-15-2003, 12:52 AM
The word of the day is "legs." Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.
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