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its_me_jay

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #1

anybody that knows any post em

i love every bone in your body, especialy mine.

 

MacGyver

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #2

Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

 

LilBrat

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #3

MacGyver said:

Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

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LOL~I like.

 

MacGyver

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #4

I really like that shirt you are wearing. It's very becoming on you.
If I was that shirt, I would be coming too

 

MacGyver

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #5

If you left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays???

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Apr 8, 2003

• #6

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

bigshug

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #7

Do you like boxing??

Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..

 

Saks

New member

• Apr 8, 2003

• #8

My wife just died! I need someone to talk to

 

gander

New member

• Apr 9, 2003

• #9

How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? or Fertilized?

 

LilBrat

New member

• Apr 9, 2003

• #10

bigshug said:

Do you like boxing??

Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..

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LOL!

 

Sachet

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #11

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

Sachet

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #12

Was your father a thief?
Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

aww.. sweet

 

Sachet

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #13

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

aww! *melts*

 

MacGyver

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #14

Is your father a terrorist? Cause you are Da Bomb!!!

 

Saks

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #15

Honey U look better then a new set of snow tires

 

Saks

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #16

I got that from a commercial from a couple of years ago

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Apr 14, 2003

• #17

Nice rack can i put my pool stick in your Hole

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Apr 14, 2003

• #18

Lets have a party and invite your pants down

 

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92StangMan

New member

• Apr 14, 2003

• #19

The word of the day is "legs." Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.