Chris Rock

Saks

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #1

Chris Rock Quote "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

 

Presser

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #2

lol, that was funny as hell

 

Sachet

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #3

When I'm really in the mood for Chris Rock.. he is one of the few comedians that can get me laughing so hard that those long pauses of silence happen between my laughs.

He looks like a marionette sometimes.

 

Presser

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #4

whats wrong with his right hand he is always hiding it or sitting on it,

 

bigshug

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #5

I hadn't noticed that.....but Chris makes me laugh so hard that two drops of pee usually come out

 

bigshug

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #6

Gawd, what's wrong with me tonight??

 

Nitrous Oxide

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• Apr 9, 2003

• #7

Chris Tucker is the best comedian in the whole world..