kids say the darndest things

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pudgy

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #1

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow A human; it
was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 

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pudgy

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #2

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was Trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael.
He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."

 

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pudgy

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #3

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was?

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused! and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without
missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

 

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WeirdAl

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #4

LMAO. Those are great!

I'm always laughing at what my kids say, especially my 3 year old.

 

BLEED GREEN

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #5

Thanks brotha!

 

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scorpio

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #6

Funny stuff, thanks.

 

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Harvey Balboner

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #7

I like the first one.

 

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Choke03

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #8

Awesome !!

 

Saks

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #9

"And there's the teacher.
She's dead." [/B][/QUOTE]

I bet the teacher felt great after that one

 

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Badgermoon

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #10

Very funny quotes. Thanks

 

jshoty

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #11

i love kids, cant wait to have some myself

 

bigshug

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• Apr 11, 2003

• #12

jshoty said:

i love kids, cant wait to have some myself

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You can have mine if you want!!!! Oh for goodness sake, lighten up... I'm just kidding

 

DecaDent*

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• Apr 12, 2003

• #13

Funny stuff!

 

mbstrong

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• Apr 12, 2003

• #14

kids......someday......can't wait!!!!!!