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jshoty
04-16-2003, 09:54 PM
damnit, i just get outa the shower and start to dry off, and this guy who is obviously homo starts asking me about my tatoos, and nipple piercings. The guy wouldnt stop complimenting me on my physique. just a little rant, would love to hear some more stories lol.

WeirdAl
04-16-2003, 09:58 PM
Lol, take it as a compliment! If he's thinking that, the girls probably are too, and just aren't as forward about it.

I get people coming up to me fairly regularly that seem a little too interested in talking to me and asking me about my workouts, I'm always kind of wondering.

I haven't actually been propositioned since college, though. When I worked at a fast food restaraunt in high school, I had a couple guys, and one older lady (that didn't have any eyebrows :D) that used to proposition me all the time. I basically let it boost my ego, and that's about it.

Presser
04-16-2003, 10:04 PM
jshoty try experimenting a bit bro,lol

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:05 PM
yeah i think if the guy asks for my number im gonna give him my workout partners lol

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Presser
jshoty try experimenting a bit bro,lol

is that an offer???

Saks
04-16-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Presser
jshoty try experimenting a bit bro,lol



AAAAGGGGHHHHHH RUN! LOL:D

Presser
04-16-2003, 10:08 PM
lol

WeirdAl
04-16-2003, 10:09 PM
Don't run yet... maybe he'd bring Spanishfly?

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by WeirdAl
Don't run yet... maybe he'd bring Spanishfly?

its cool, with presses gyno i might get a stiffy!!! im sorry bro i had too

Presser
04-16-2003, 10:14 PM
it aint that bad now, but maybe my shaved buts will flick the switch for ya,lol, no wait im have no nuts ,lol, maybe i am gay

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Presser
it aint that bad now, but maybe my shaved buts will flick the switch for ya,lol, no wait im have no nuts ,lol, maybe i am gay

you shave your balls too? awesome! hey bro im sure with a body like yours, you could make a killing doing gay porn

scorpio
04-16-2003, 10:23 PM
I must be an ugly bastard, everyone at the gym leaves me alone. I stay pretty focus though, the shaved head throws people sometimes.

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by scorpio
I must be an ugly bastard, everyone at the gym leaves me alone. I stay pretty focus though, the shaved head throws people sometimes.

yeah, it might be your hair, try growing a mullet. They are pretty sexy!

sugaa
04-16-2003, 10:31 PM
lol!! Take it as a compliment that all ppl feel comfortable coming up to u. I get hit on a lot in the gym by guys and girls. If u think about it, if someone sees u a lot there, its more like they're just being friendly and feel more comfortable talking to u than they do some new person unless he was hoping u were gunna take your towel off soon.

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by sugaa
lol!! Take it as a compliment that all ppl feel comfortable coming up to u. I get hit on a lot in the gym by guys and girls. If u think about it, if someone sees u a lot there, its more like they're just being friendly and feel more comfortable talking to u than they do some new person unless he was hoping u were gunna take your towel off soon.

yeah, it was just my first homoerotic experience.

japan69
04-16-2003, 10:43 PM
When I was in college there was this BIG half-black, half-white dude with both front teeth chipped, and a curly blonde afro.
The image is important...

One day after workin out we both happend to be in the showers, when he looked over and said, "Man, your chest is really startin to come out."

"Uh, thanks," I muttered and turned away.

"You sure have a hairy ass, though," he mentioned staring at my admittedly hairy posterior.

That was it for me. My shower was done. I hustled over to the lockers.

Right in front of all the dudes in the work out class, he came up and said, "You have weights at home? You can come over to my place and use my bench. Give me your phone number."

Damn, this dude is persistent. But way too huge to kick his ass.
"I'm in between phones now. Gotta run."

Luckily, that was the end of it... I don't mind guys hittin on me... but this guy could have kicked my ass, as well. That bothered me.

anyway... thought you might enjoy the story.

-j69

jshoty
04-16-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by japan69
When I was in college there was this BIG half-black, half-white dude with both front teeth chipped, and a curly blonde afro.
The image is important...

One day after workin out we both happend to be in the showers, when he looked over and said, "Man, your chest is really startin to come out."

"Uh, thanks," I muttered and turned away.

"You sure have a hairy ass, though," he mentioned staring at my admittedly hairy posterior.

That was it for me. My shower was done. I hustled over to the lockers.

Right in front of all the dudes in the work out class, he came up and said, "You have weights at home? You can come over to my place and use my bench. Give me your phone number."

Damn, this dude is persistent. But way too huge to kick his ass.
"I'm in between phones now. Gotta run."

Luckily, that was the end of it... I don't mind guys hittin on me... but this guy could have kicked my ass, as well. That bothered me.

anyway... thought you might enjoy the story.

-j69

your lucky he didnt stick you one before you got outa that shower lol

scorpio
04-16-2003, 11:07 PM
Wow, maybe I'm lucky I'm an ugly bastard with a shaved head :D :D

BiggerStronger
04-16-2003, 11:14 PM
yeah...homosexual advances are quite weird.

It really sucks when you have two guys wearing leather pants brightly colored shirts and cowboy hats making out then both stop and notice you...they start blowing kisses and calling you over. Being uncomfortable with the advances I pretended to not notice this exaggerated display to get my attention. Suddenly the floor was very interesting to me. After a while they then slip a person their phone number to give to me saying "You're hot! Call me!". ewwww! That was the gayest thing that has ever happened in my life. Needless to say I left soon after that. Has that happened to anyone else? NO??? Damn it! Why me?

scorpio
04-16-2003, 11:16 PM
Yo bro, what gym do you go to? LOL

jshoty
04-16-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by BiggerStronger
yeah...homosexual advances are quite weird.

It really sucks when you have two guys wearing leather pants brightly colored shirts and cowboy hats making out then both stop and notice you...they start blowing kisses and calling you over. Being uncomfortable with the advances I pretended to not notice this exaggerated display to get my attention. Suddenly the floor was very interesting to me. After a while they then slip a person their phone number to give to me saying "You're hot! Call me!". ewwww! That was the gayest thing that has ever happened in my life. Needless to say I left soon after that. Has that happened to anyone else? NO??? Damn it! Why me?

well ive never been hit on by the village people......

BiggerStronger
04-16-2003, 11:18 PM
Oh yeah...forgot to mention that my "incident" didn't happen at the gym...but some bar...and NO it wasn't a gay bar. lol. :D

BiggerStronger
04-16-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by jshoty
well ive never been hit on by the village people......

haha...god brings back terrible memories. :eek:

scorpio
04-16-2003, 11:20 PM
You sure bro, sounds like something out of "Police Academy." LOL. Village People, classic, LMAO.

jshoty
04-16-2003, 11:21 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BiggerStronger
Oh yeah...forgot to mention that my "incident" didn't happen at the gym...but some bar...and NO it wasn't a gay bar. lol. :D [/QUOTE

was it happy hour?

scorpio
04-16-2003, 11:26 PM
I don't know man. If I walked into a bar, guys were wearing leather pants, bright shirts, cowboy hats, making out ??? Webster's Dictionary would have a picture of this place under "Gay bar." LOL

BiggerStronger
04-16-2003, 11:27 PM
No, but it was an unhappy hour for me...heh I was there with a girl and she was just laughing at me the whole time. After she quit laughing at me she finally felt bad and decided to cuddle with me so those guys would get the hint. ha didn't work. They were still giving me the eye. I shouldv'e just kicked their ass after that, but I didn't.

jshoty
04-16-2003, 11:29 PM
they probally wanted to take bodyshots of your pecs

BiggerStronger
04-16-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by scorpio
I don't know man. If I walked into a bar, guys were wearing leather pants, bright shirts, cowboy hats, making out ??? Webster's Dictionary would have a picture of this place under "Gay bar." LOL

wait a second....they had rainbows pasted on the walls, disco balls, and 50 y/o nice old man wearing two earings and a hawaiin shirt as a bartender. The place was called boys toys.

That doesn't sound like a gay bar does it? j/k bro :D

It was a regular bar...non gay I swear. lol

scorpio
04-16-2003, 11:32 PM
I believe ya bro, Just yankin your chain. Still, I don't think I'd darken the doorway to awful soon.

jshoty
04-16-2003, 11:40 PM
i bet id get alot more play if i turned gay, ive got that man sexiness

bigshug
04-17-2003, 12:48 AM
Saks got to walk in on a guy in our gym who was bent over, touching his toes, naked with his ass pointed towards the door.....I'm glad I didn't get a shot of the 'ole brown recluse

Saks
04-17-2003, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by BiggerStronger
yeah...homosexual advances are quite weird.

It really sucks when you have two guys wearing leather pants brightly colored shirts and cowboy hats making out then both stop and notice you...they start blowing kisses and calling you over. Being uncomfortable with the advances I pretended to not notice this exaggerated display to get my attention. Suddenly the floor was very interesting to me. After a while they then slip a person their phone number to give to me saying "You're hot! Call me!". ewwww! That was the gayest thing that has ever happened in my life. Needless to say I left soon after that. Has that happened to anyone else? NO??? Damn it! Why me?

I think BigShug and I saw those two at the Arnold! Anyone else see them?

Saks
04-17-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by bigshug
Saks got to walk in on a guy in our gym who was bent over, touching his toes, naked with his ass pointed towards the door.....I'm glad I didn't get a shot of the 'ole brown recluse

Yea BigShug, but that will never beat the time we caught Captain Body during weigh in!:eek:

Are you too still talking?:rolleyes: lol please don't ban me!

Zeca
04-17-2003, 04:34 AM
lol...being hit by a man is bad bad.........kick is ass jshoty!:D

Nicole
04-17-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by jshoty
damnit, i just get outa the shower and start to dry off, and this guy who is obviously homo starts asking me about my tatoos, and nipple piercings. The guy wouldnt stop complimenting me on my physique. just a little rant, would love to hear some more stories lol.


yummy. can you blame him! HAHA

bigshug
04-17-2003, 11:22 AM
OK, the same guy who showed Saks the brown recluse also works out in booty shorts and routinely has one of his old balls hanging out....it's enough to make you want to vomit

jshoty
04-17-2003, 03:21 PM
well i wouldnt beat the guy up because that would be like a "hate crime" or something, and plus then i would be like that kid on the ricki lake show.

pudgy
04-17-2003, 03:33 PM
dude all you had to say was no i dont want to go camping pudgy :D

jshoty
04-17-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by pudgy
dude all you had to say was no i dont want to go camping pudgy :D

you dirty!

sugaa
04-21-2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Nicole
yummy. can you blame him! HAHA


lol nicole. I was thinking the same thing but didnt have the guts to say it!!

jshoty
04-21-2003, 08:53 PM
ladies im flattered