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Sachet
04-18-2003, 03:35 PM
Do you have a nickname for your genitals?
How about for your significant other's?

pudgy
04-18-2003, 03:36 PM
ill never tell

WeirdAl
04-18-2003, 03:38 PM
Mine's always been "Mr Happy".
My wife's breasts are "Donny" and "Marie" (like the Osmonds)

scorpio
04-18-2003, 03:39 PM
Donnie and marie? I don't know dude. How bout the tiwns. I call mine all sorts of names. "stiff one eye." always cracks me up though.

Chemical Evolution
04-18-2003, 04:00 PM
sachet,.... are you going thru this again ;) *winks*

92StangMan
04-18-2003, 08:17 PM
My nickname my junior year of high school was John Holmes. Long story but too bad I'm not 13" :D. One of the girls was teasing the hell out of me in Art class and named it Johnny. Since then, that's been the nickname.

Saks
04-18-2003, 09:09 PM
I hate to admit to people who I don't know.

WeirdAl
04-18-2003, 09:19 PM
Those are the best people to admit it to, lol. I'd hate to admit it to people I know!

Saks
04-18-2003, 09:26 PM
I can't say I know BigShug and it would be every where!

bigshug
04-18-2003, 09:28 PM
Purple headed yogurt slinger

bigshug
04-18-2003, 09:28 PM
Blue vein throbber

bigshug
04-18-2003, 09:30 PM
Purple helmeted warrior of love

Saks
04-18-2003, 09:35 PM
Is that all? Then followed by a long silence. Hey it's not what BigShug calls it, just everyone else :D
don't ban me!

superman1975
04-18-2003, 11:28 PM
i just call hers cooter--and usual she calls mine big

Incrediblebulk
04-18-2003, 11:32 PM
When I have a gf I usually ask her if I can play with the puupies.

Incrediblebulk
04-18-2003, 11:33 PM
Puppies.

Or the Twins.

Sometimes mine is refered to as

"Shooter"

92StangMan
04-19-2003, 12:19 AM
What about the One Eyed Snake? You rub it's head and it'll spit his venom.

Sachet
04-19-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Chemical Evolution
sachet,.... are you going thru this again ;) *winks*

:D Hella yeah! There's a whole buncha new genitals here!
*lol*

WeirdAl
04-19-2003, 01:18 PM
Have you guys ever heard the song "Pet Names for Genitalia"? It's a parody (not by weird al) of "We Didn't Start the Fire". It's absolutely hilarious!

Choke03
04-19-2003, 03:06 PM
The lil General !!

bigjosh
04-20-2003, 01:04 AM
I don't call mine this but it could be called:

the yogourt slinger


And you can call hers the:

sausage pocket
pink taco

midwtchamp
04-20-2003, 01:34 PM
Hers=gold or atleast she calls it that!!!!

Mine=I love you...oh wait that is just what they all say when the get ahold of it...actually I call my one-eyed monster "pedro" dont ask why, b/c I dont know why!

Nicole
04-20-2003, 06:00 PM
I call mine my Pink parts..

like--- hunny you make my pink parts all wet...

Incrediblebulk
04-20-2003, 08:22 PM
Pink it is my new obsession.

Nicole's body is close to perfection.

When I think of her I get an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

She is better then any candy confection

I want to bring her to the lingerie section

:D

bigjosh
04-20-2003, 11:37 PM
DAM!

sugaa
04-21-2003, 12:14 AM
rotf!! Incredible bulk is our MC rapper. :-)

Nicole
04-21-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Incrediblebulk
Pink it is my new obsession.

Nicole's body is close to perfection.

When I think of her I get an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

She is better then any candy confection

I want to bring her to the lingerie section

:D

hahahaha!! Thats great!

Incrediblebulk
04-21-2003, 10:17 AM
More towards Steven Tyler, with Pink being my new obsession.

Or an X rated poet.

Ring Steel
04-25-2003, 03:00 PM
I've always used
"Big Jim and the twins"
as the name for my package.

Badgermoon
04-25-2003, 10:18 PM
never named any body parts. I like the "pink parts" thing. Very nice.

strider
10-12-2003, 08:10 AM
"Stanley" He is named after the cordless power drill!
Others that have been used:
Pocket rocket
Womb Cannon (my favorite)
one eyed Trouser trout
Hers:
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Theres more but since military lets you hear them all, lets just go with these shall we? LOL

bigshug
10-12-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by midwtchamp
...actually I call my one-eyed monster "pedro" dont ask why, b/c I dont know why!


Because you watched "Varsity Blues" and stole that line from James Van DerBeek......you bastige, you

Munkeee de Sade
10-12-2003, 06:49 PM
Harveys is The Monster

The Big Cheese
10-12-2003, 07:32 PM
It's been named "OMG" by a few lucky ladies. LOL

dreww
10-12-2003, 09:26 PM
Princess Sofia..... j/k

footballcat
10-13-2003, 08:48 AM
nike-- just do it
Enterprise---gone where no man has gone b4
Secret--strong enough for a man, but made for a women

saturn
10-13-2003, 08:52 AM
Winkey and the twins.....

jaywooly
11-01-2003, 08:45 PM
"Secret--strong enough for a man, but made for a women"

This one is a tad on the gay side (not that there is anything wrong with gay people).

I call mine "Thumper"

learner202
11-01-2003, 08:48 PM
I call mine penis and balls. Or Cock and balls. Sometimes I say (just theroretical) "Do you want to feel on my throbbing hard cock?" Usually no really cool names like "thumper" though.

Bestquads
11-02-2003, 02:55 PM
my first one ever was spanish she called him juanito and that has been his name ever since sometimes i call him mini-me

midwtchamp
11-02-2003, 05:31 PM
YOu do know what juanito really means right??? LOL LITTLE JUAN...DID she say awww how cute too?

gymrat
11-04-2003, 05:36 PM
lmfao!!!

Hey Sachet, yet again you start a thread without inputing your own info. :D

Bestquads
11-04-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by midwtchamp
YOu do know what juanito really means right??? LOL LITTLE JUAN...DID she say awww how cute too?
:finger:

jonboy1544
11-05-2003, 10:59 AM
call hers the cock holster

The_Jarhead
11-05-2003, 12:20 PM
None for mine but her's I call dessert.

IronGurl
11-06-2003, 02:48 PM
mine is my doody or cooch and of course the ever famous PUSS

unique
11-10-2003, 07:36 AM
hers a pie
mine is :) ACE . and dnt know why !

annie
02-27-2004, 03:59 PM
Princess Sofia..... j/k


__________________
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You are not kidding!!!! haha princess sofia, my best friend! I love you baby

clae1
02-27-2004, 10:49 PM
the pink love donkey, or the one eyed pussy bandit for the ol' shlong and sweater buddies or hot bundle for tits.

onone2006
12-26-2007, 10:28 PM
ok what bout
throbing thrust hammer
love muscle
the fertilizer
pellet cannon

for her parts
bearded clam
lunch box
open buffet
furry cup
THE MAN TRAP

Get_Swole
12-28-2007, 10:44 PM
pitchin a tent
sportin a wood
stiffie
flesh rocket
tall tommy
mr. morbis
the march is on
icicle has formed
jacks magic beanstalk
rigor mortis has set in
mr. mushroom head
mushroom on a stick
purple headed yogurt slinger
oh and pedro

Varsity blues one of the greatest movies ever

mcgaret
12-29-2007, 05:33 PM
Big Jim and the twins works and my wife's I call the "Crabby Patty" - if she ever reads
this I'm dead - lol (or the 'echo chamber' , 'bottomless pit', or even
the stink hole - no wait, that's the one next to it!!)

hector
12-31-2007, 09:09 PM
mine junk or unit. hers slosh pit.

dreww
12-31-2007, 10:27 PM
her - meat wallet
him - crank

Presser
04-14-2015, 10:00 AM
damn this post is 12 years old, and for the record, back then I called my shit, "Action Jackson" lmao seriously sad i know

now fast forward 12 years and 15 years with my wife, i guess my new name for my shit would be ……"the lonely soldier' lmao or something to that effect