LOL funny

footballcat · Apr 24, 2003

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right.
I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

scorpio · Apr 24, 2003

Nice.

footballcat · Apr 24, 2003

hope im not like that when on my fina

BLEED GREEN · Apr 24, 2003

Hope that never happens to me.

Sachet · Apr 24, 2003

footballcat said:
hope im not like that when on my fina

*lol*
If anything, you'll really give a woman a thrill if she happens to be sitting across from you anywhere pretending to read a magazine.

Most women are actually looking over the top of that magazine directly at your crotch & fantasizing

footballcat · Apr 24, 2003

Sachet said:
*lol*
If anything, you'll really give a woman a thrill if she happens to be sitting across from you anywhere pretending to read a magazine.

Most women are actually looking over the top of that magazine directly at your crotch & fantasizing

LOL i just wish the ones fantasizing would stop over so i could get to know them a lil better.

Harvey Balboner · Apr 24, 2003

Good one.

So that's why all those women at my office are always reading magazines when I come in.

winnie · Apr 24, 2003

Harvey Balboner said:
Good one.

So that's why all those women at my office are always reading magazines when I come in.

:laugh:

Saks · Apr 24, 2003

:uhoh: I wonder if that would work for me, all of my white shoes are now yellow

poopoo · Apr 25, 2003

Zeca · Apr 25, 2003

Saks said:
:uhoh: I wonder if that would work for me, all of my white shoes are now yellow

lol

give it a try......

LOL funny

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