toys or no toys?

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WeirdAl

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Do you like to incorporate toys (I guess this would include any inanimate objects) in your sex life? If so, what?
 
Nope no toys. Just straight up old fashion, well you ge the idea.
 
We're currently shopping for some hand restraints and a blindfold, and possibly leg restraints.
 
She's always been freaky... just hadn't been in the mood at all lately. Luckily, that seems to be changing!
 
I did at one time, but not right now. I think I could drive her wild with a sex toy, but not for now .....
 
dedprez* said:
hmmm...duh...it will spice up the sex life

LOL, prick, I don't want her leaving me for BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
 
WeirdAl said:
We're currently shopping for some hand restraints and a blindfold, and possibly leg restraints.

Glad to see all is working out, quite well.
 
This reminds me of an idea I had once, but never got to try.
I was still driving, and had a conventional Pete, with a 450hp Cat. engine. The shifter was straight, and came up in the middle of the cab, the knob I had on it was just a straight round handle with the range shifter attached on the metal part of the shifter . I was sitting at idle one day and suggested to the ex that it would make a great vibrator. Imagine a deisel powered 450hp vibrator with a pedal to control the intensity? "No way... you've got to be kidding" :(
 
Ice cubes, whip cream, chocalate, and stuff definately just no bob's
 
Bobs are cool... If you're that worried about it, make it clear that it's yours, and hide it except when you want to bring it into play!
 
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