funny joke

There was this man and woman getting married. The woman said I will marry you as long as you accept the fact that I have really small breast. Then the man said well yes baby, but I will only marry you if you accept the fact that my penis is the size of an infant. She said yes and then they went to the hotel room later that night. They got ready to have sex and then the girl comes running out of the room screaming. And yes his penis was the size of an infant.. 8lbs 4ounces and 19 inches.


I couldnt remember exactly how it went. but i gave it a shot

Two words, John Holmes

Id run screaming to.lol 19 inches is 11 inches too much for me.

Here's how I heard it..

Well there's this man and girl and they are engaged and about to get married. They are both virgins and are waiting for marriage before having sex. After the wedding and on the honeymoon, the woman and man have a good talk. The woman says, "Honey I love you, but there is something I need to tell you."

The man replies, "What's the matter honey?"

"Before we have sex I must warn you, I have no breasts. I'm as flat as a board."

The man being understanding replies with, "It's ok hun, There's more important things in this relationship than sex. We can find other ways to express our love. In that case, there is something I must tell you."

The woman replies, "Oh what is it baby?"

"Well before we have sex I must warn you. My penis is the of a newborn."

the woman responds, "Oh that's ok hun. Sex isn't very imporant to me either"

So later on in the night they get into it. Kissing and touching. The man takes off the woman's shirt and sure enough she was flat as a board, but he was already warned so it wasn't a big deal. Then they kiss some more and she takes off his pants, looks at his penis and faints. His penis WAS the size of a new-born, 6 lbs 13 inches.

yup thats it:laugh: damn i was way off! Its amazing how beer affects the brain.

lol, nice joke. Lets here more of them