My kid!

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #1

I was checking out the board and my 3 year old son was behind me crying. I turned around and he stuck a gob of silly puddy or some crap like that in his hair and it won't come out. I'm going to have to take him to a barber. Now I know why Dad drank!!!

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• May 1, 2003

• #2

LOL, shave all his hair off.

 

Sachet

New member

• May 1, 2003

• #3

*LMAO*

Sorry scorpio, but that's just the beginning *winks*
Wait til he starts chewing bazooka~

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #4

footballcat said:

LOL, shave all his hair off.

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gonna have to, he'll look like minni-me. little creep..............

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• May 1, 2003

• #5

LOL, fact is he will look like a minni scorp

 

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WeirdAl

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #6

lol
Hair grows back (well, at that age it does )

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #7

Tee,hee. LOL. I shaved him myself, I'm in big ass trouble when Mrs. Scorp comes home. I got 99% out. He screamed the whole time, of course.

 

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WeirdAl

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #8

You are a brave man, scorpio.

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #9

I'll be a bumbling coward soon, she comes home for lunch. God help me. Beer tonight I think!

 

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Choke03

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #10

Ooofha your in trouble, Last year I took my kid for a crew cut the day before his pre school pics. Needless to say Choke was taking care of his own busines for a few day's after that, lol. I thought he looked cool.

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #11

Thanks? (JK) I might start drinking soon! Hell, I'm already in trouble!

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• May 1, 2003

• #12

someone will be sleeping on the couch tonight

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #13

or doghouse.............

 

jaywooly

Guru

• May 1, 2003

• #14

You should've tried ice first. Try to freeze it and it shoud break out of his hair.

You shoudl just explain to the Mrs. that you tried ice, cold and peanut butter and nothing worked so you went to option "B"

What the hell am I saying? You're screwed.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• May 1, 2003

• #15

That was ice, cola, and peanut butter. All supposed to help in that situation.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I thought this was a rado post (title), lol.

 

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scorpio

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #16

jaywooly said:

That was ice, cola, and peanut butter. All supposed to help in that situation.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I thought this was a rado post (title), lol.

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Ha, Rado, didn't think about that kid........

 

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WeirdAl

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #17

so, what'd the wife say? Or is your son mysteriously wearing his had?

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• May 1, 2003

• #18

Maybe he's dead.

 

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Incrediblebulk

New member

• May 1, 2003

• #19

Scorpio,

Wish I could of told you this sooner, make sure the kid is in his room playin video games, as soon as she walks in the door grab her hand and bring her to the bedroom, throw her on the bed and dive down! Chow, lick and nibble your way out of troule for the entire lunch hour or half hour! If it is after work go as long as possible.

This approach is gauranteed to make her laugh when she sees the kids hair cut.

 

sugaa

New member

• May 1, 2003

• #20

He could of put the kid in a rapper' s outfit with a knit hat like all those rappers wear even in the summer and put on a video like they were putting on an show for mommy.lol