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A woman was walking along Laguna beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a genie.
The Genie said, "Hey Girl, wassup?"
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. "Nope, just one wish.
Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages, my new shoes pinching my
big toes, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish.
So...what'll it be?
Unhesitatingly, the woman said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and
forever."
The Genie looked at the map and shrieked, "Girrrll I don't think so, not
in this lifetime!! These countries have been at war for thousands of years.
I'm good, but Honey, not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. So make
another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find 'Mr. Right.' You know, a man who's considerate and fun, warm and
affectionate, gorgeous, is well endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do
drugs or drink too much, has a great job with a good income, loves to
travel, go to the theater, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,
and gets along with my family, and tells me I always look fabulous, and is
great in bed. That's what I wish for...the
perfect guy to have as my lover."
The Genie let out a long sigh, clutched his hand to his heart and said,
"...let me see that friggin' map again."
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a genie.
The Genie said, "Hey Girl, wassup?"
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. "Nope, just one wish.
Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages, my new shoes pinching my
big toes, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish.
So...what'll it be?
Unhesitatingly, the woman said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and
forever."
The Genie looked at the map and shrieked, "Girrrll I don't think so, not
in this lifetime!! These countries have been at war for thousands of years.
I'm good, but Honey, not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. So make
another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find 'Mr. Right.' You know, a man who's considerate and fun, warm and
affectionate, gorgeous, is well endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do
drugs or drink too much, has a great job with a good income, loves to
travel, go to the theater, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,
and gets along with my family, and tells me I always look fabulous, and is
great in bed. That's what I wish for...the
perfect guy to have as my lover."
The Genie let out a long sigh, clutched his hand to his heart and said,
"...let me see that friggin' map again."
