Ok, ill start on the funny shit thread.
This happen 10 weeks ago.
It was a long night of drinking, we had hit up like 3 house partys. Im not a heavy weight drinker, but i was trying to hold my own. So the first house ihad like 5 beers, the next house i had 4 more. So we are coming to the third house, by this time im smashed, stumbling, no way i was goin to play quarters.
So i sit down and have another beer, I was feeling pretty good, so i had another. This is when i fucked up, bout half the beer is gone, so i make the trip outside to show off what i had for dinner. Well im letting it all out, and end up getting it all over my shoes. So i walk back inside feeling like shit, and tell my roommate im headin home.
So i make it back ok, didnt see any cops. And Decide to get ready for bed. So i remember taking off my shirt.
Fast forward 10am sunday morning. My buddy told me how druck i was last night, and how i peed all over my roommates closit. I said theres no way, hes like yeah i watched you pee all over it. I said theres no way, so i walk over there and start feeling the clothes yeah,they were drenched in some type of liquid. I take it as my piss. One bad night of drinking