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Rita Rudner's Facts About Men
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of
"rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a
world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel
important.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one
under my pillow, instead of a gun.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These
men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has
one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a
fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave
enough to get a bikini wax.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of
"rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a
world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel
important.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one
under my pillow, instead of a gun.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These
men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has
one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a
fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave
enough to get a bikini wax.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
