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WeirdAl
05-09-2003, 10:40 AM
What would your last meal be if you knew you were about to die? The sky's the limit!

Harvey Balboner
05-09-2003, 10:50 AM
8 piece box of Bojangles, 3 ribeyes, 5 lobster tails, shrimp scampi, homemade macaroni & cheese, wash it down with a ton of Coke & Jack Daniels, and for desert probably some cream cheese brownies & a bunch of milk.

I know all that doesn't go together well, but that's what I'd request.

gymrat
05-09-2003, 10:51 AM
poontang pie :)

Harvey Balboner
05-09-2003, 10:54 AM
funny you mentioned that someone sent me this by email this week.

EDITED, After looking at it, that cartoon is probably a little too off color for here.

BodyForLife
05-09-2003, 10:55 AM
I assume you mean last meal on earth. In that case, if I were Catholic, probably a wafer and some wine. :) But I'm not, but I am a Christian, and certainly believe no meal here is going to compare to anything in heaven. But, if I had to pick a last meal, hmmm.. I have very simple tastes, Im not fancy, and I dont like a lot of things. I guess I would have to go with a juicy steak that my dad grilled, baked potatoe (I guess I'll go with the butter on this one) a big cold glass of Coke, and for dessert, maybe a warm brownie with hot fudge, ice cream, whipped cream, with some choclate sprinkles.


BTW, I better die within 3 hrs, or I'll have to have another meal.

BFL

scorpio
05-09-2003, 11:01 AM
Anything not nailed down.

Choke03
05-09-2003, 11:06 AM
I am easy, Steak and mashed potatoes.

gymrat
05-09-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Harvey Balboner
funny you mentioned that someone sent me this by email this week.

EDITED, After looking at it, that cartoon is probably a little too off color for here.


I didn't think it was inappropriate really. It is a cartoon. and it went good with my post :)

jaywooly
05-09-2003, 11:23 AM
Steak and lobster. Shrimp of some kind, mashed potatoes and two McChickens. Cheesecake for desert. Coke to drink. I'd see if I could get passed a few viconins or percs - hell you said the sky is the limit...Oxicontin - I'm dying right? Wait, this was Tuesday night!

Harvey Balboner
05-09-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by gymrat
I didn't think it was inappropriate really. It is a cartoon. and it went good with my post :)

I didn't think it was that bad, but just don't want to put up with any shit for posting something like that.

BLEED GREEN
05-09-2003, 12:06 PM
Veal or steak oscar with crabmeat---oh and poontang pie for dessert.

Badgermoon
05-09-2003, 12:23 PM
If I knew I was going to die in 24 hours, I think I'd be too freaked out to eat.

footballcat
05-09-2003, 12:24 PM
Get some more redwings.

jaywooly
05-09-2003, 12:34 PM
WTF is the obsession with redwings? This to me is plain sick. Truthfully, when I first heard about this, I thought nobody would ever do it. Damn, I feel like a minority, lol.

elemental
05-09-2003, 02:41 PM
jaywooly Steak and lobster. Shrimp of some kind, mashed potatoes and two McChickens. Cheesecake for desert. Coke to drink. I'd see if I could get passed a few viconins or percs - hell you said the sky is the limit...Oxicontin - I'm dying right? Wait, this was Tuesday night!


i like your meal but will have to add some crab and any other seafood i can get my hands on. mmmm.. oxys

DADDY48
05-09-2003, 04:45 PM
LOL, GOOD TOO SEE WE HAVE A FEW PACMEN ON HERE

elemental
05-09-2003, 05:07 PM
funny, somehow i used to have that nickname about 5 years ago

lizzyhl
05-09-2003, 05:49 PM
Fly to Texas, Dallas/Ft. Worth maybe, and go to a real Mexican restaurant and have enchiladas, chile rellenos, and fajitas. Wash it all down with a six pack of Corona (love it) and a few shots of tequila and lime. I'd eat this 4 hours b4 I die cuz I wouldn't want to suffer the effects!

BTW Jaywooly you aren't in the minority! I'd never heard of redwings til I read it here. I don't think I would enjoy it.

elemental
05-09-2003, 05:55 PM
you don't know what your missing

DADDY48
05-09-2003, 07:44 PM
WHAT ARE REDWINGS AND BOJANGLES?

dumbell78
05-09-2003, 07:47 PM
pizza and coke. tiramisu for dessert!

rugbythug
05-09-2003, 08:09 PM
Are these the same redwings I am thinking about? Like the kind you achieve?

mailboxkillR
05-09-2003, 08:20 PM
ROFLMMFAO@footballcat only you and the red wings better toss a salad with that bro it's your last one.

poopoo
05-09-2003, 10:46 PM
poontang pie
lmao

I'd have a bucket of kfc extra crispy chicken skin, forgert the meat. skin only baby!

jaywooly
05-09-2003, 10:51 PM
redwings is eating a chic out that's on the rag. Terrible.

"You don't know what you're missing" what, the taste of clotty blood? Mmm, I think not you sick fucks, lol.



I don't know what the hell "Bojangles" are...

WeirdAl
05-09-2003, 10:55 PM
Bojangles is a fast food restaurant that has fried chicken, and breakfast food all day. They also seem to be high on giving you ice tea... definitely a southern thang

Badgermoon
05-09-2003, 11:05 PM
Whats with the aversion to redwings? When I think of all the sick shit people put in their mouths... liver, pig intestines, blood sausage, brains, raw oysters for god's sake, and shrimp/lobster are just insects that live in the sea. Now what do you think gives meat that "meat taste"? Blood, thats what. (trust me on this, I used to work at a slaughter-house and you don't want to know how I know). So what's wrong with a little of your beloved's own blood mixed in with those wonderful juices? LOL Not that I'd make a regular habit of it, but it's not so bad. If you've ever seen some of the stuff people enjoy eating in the Orient, a little red wing action pales in comparison. Of course, I'm talking about someone you care a great deal for. Now get those panties down and get on your face troop! :laugh:

bigshug
05-09-2003, 11:17 PM
Badgermoon's my new personal hero.......I've never done that on purpose, but it's happened to me more times than I can remember

Badgermoon
05-09-2003, 11:20 PM
Thanks Bigshug, but I don't think I'm a very good role model. :)

bigshug
05-09-2003, 11:22 PM
Dammit, I forgot to say what I'd eat.......well, probably a six of Moosehead - I like the skunky stuff. Spinach artichoke dip with warm tortilla chips, along with a quesadilla texana (get these at our local Mexican restaurant).....a mushroom and swiss burger, seasoned fries with ranch dressing, prime rib medium well with a baked potato and REAL butter, a white pizza with extra garlic, broccoli and tomatoes, wash all that down with spring water with lemon then on to a heated brownie with scoops of french vanilla ice cream, Dove chocolate sauce, whipped cream and sprinkles...........god almighty folks, I'm freakin' starving right now

Oh yeah, for dessert I'd like Sarah Orbanic

jaywooly
05-09-2003, 11:32 PM
I'm not so convinced. Can't you just wait a couple days? And if it's in the heat of the moment, hell - as soon as I'd have found out what happened, I'd lose my hard-on so quick!

bigshug
05-09-2003, 11:34 PM
Problem was, most times I was drunk and I wouldn't know until the next morning when I woke up and looked like I had clown make-up around my mouth......yum yum gimme sum, baby

Badgermoon
05-09-2003, 11:36 PM
LMAO "the clown that went down"

jaywooly
05-09-2003, 11:40 PM
I wonder how a chic would just let you do that? Think a minute...

If you dick was a bloody mess, would you want some girl to blow you? I would at least tell her, and even then, I prolly wouldn't let her do it.

Fucking on the rag is okay in my book though, don't get me wrong. There is just something about consuming another human's blood that makes me shudder, not in a good way either!

Badgermoon
05-09-2003, 11:43 PM
Why do you assume she never told me beforehand young grasshopper? :)
If she is willing to gulp down a batch for me, its the least I can do in return. Besides, she'll never have to ask if you really love her.

jaywooly
05-10-2003, 12:07 AM
I was really speaking of bigshug's encounters.

huntergatherer
05-10-2003, 10:40 PM
a bacardi & coke and a vicoden

jaywooly
05-10-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by huntergatherer
a bacardi & coke and a vicoden

So no coke? lol

gymrat
05-10-2003, 10:50 PM
this thread is funny to read.

Sachet
05-10-2003, 11:58 PM
I'm lactose intolerant so cheese would be a REALLY big deal to me.

I would have one of every type of Mexican food I like {with cheese} put on a platter & I'd take one bite out of everyone.
Definately would hafta nibble at a steak, baked potato with sour cream & chives.
Desert~ cheese cake with blueberries, hot fudge sundae with whipped cream.. leave the can so I can just squirt it in my mouth *lmao*

bigshug
05-11-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Sachet
I'm lactose intolerant so cheese would be a REALLY big deal to me.

I would have one of every type of Mexican food I like {with cheese} put on a platter & I'd take one bite out of everyone.
Definately would hafta nibble at a steak, baked potato with sour cream & chives.
Desert~ cheese cake with blueberries, hot fudge sundae with whipped cream.. leave the can so I can just squirt it in my mouth *lmao*

just pray bigshug's not there, 'cause I'd most certainly spray that whipped cream on my body......whatcha gonna do now??;) :D :eek:

Sachet
05-11-2003, 02:34 AM
:rolleyes:
hmm.. if that was all the whipped cream there was left in the world & I only had one meal left..
I'd probably watch you spray a line of whipped cream from your ankle to your chin.
:p Then I'd stick a strawberry in your mouth & wouldn't waste anytime placing my tongue on your ankle..

Hopefully your clothes wouldn't absorb too much of it.. :D

Incrediblebulk
05-11-2003, 02:45 AM
Muff dive diner for me thank you. That way I can go out giving as well as receiving.

Not saying who I'd be going down on.

Incrediblebulk
05-11-2003, 02:47 AM
Can I squirt my can in your mouth?lol






















uuuut oooh, dont be mad, isnt it polite to ask.

Sachet
05-11-2003, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Incrediblebulk
Can I squirt my can in your mouth?lol
uuuut oooh, dont be mad, isnt it polite to ask.

:rolleyes: No.
I'm not mad and yes, you're very polite :p but, the answer's still no *lol*

Sachet
05-11-2003, 03:05 AM
More to my last dinner list..

Jersey Cheesesteak, pizza {stuffed crust}, Chicken parm sub with extra cheese..

japan69
05-11-2003, 05:22 AM
defintely mexican food for me... a whole crapload of cheese and salsa all over it.