DEATH TEST

gonna be around until 2041..... and 13% chances that i ´ll die from having sex with an obese person:D bad luck
 
I'm happy. I've got 51 more years. till I'm 77. I've got a lot of havic to cause in those 51 years.
 
World i still have 60 years, ohh shit

May 16, 2064
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Horrible Accident (14%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
 
ps when I die I want to be shot up in space rocket.

On thats incredible 5 years ago they were doing it for $2500 so I hope the price has gone down a little.
 
ok I got 50 years it says, 2053 is the year that they think I will go. Interesting.

Is that in matrix years or regular humanoid calendar years?

kinda makes you think, why are we here?

Whay are we on a post board about lifting and body building?lol
 
I have 64 years to go... I'm supposed to die at 95! 36% chance from cancer, and 7% from Auto-Fellatio! I guess I'll get more limber in my old age...
 
Well, 79 is ok I guess. Didn't know that listenibng to Korn was hazardous for your health though. And what the h*ell is team sex?! Don't they just call that an orgy? :D
 
I have 23 years left, till I go out at 74.

I hope I proove them wrong...

In a good way.

We really never even have tomorrow guarranteed, but you can't live your life thinking about your death too much, or you'll never live.
 
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