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pudgy
05-16-2003, 08:12 AM
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.







Then God added a mouth





and ruined the whole damn thing!!!

Sachet
05-16-2003, 08:39 AM
*presses the tip of my warm, wet tongue to the left corner of your mouth and slowly slides it across your top lip to the right side.. works lil kisses to the center of your bottom lip & gently sucks it into my mouth before trailing mushie kisses across your chin.. down your neck.. tracing lil circles down your chest with my tongue.. stopping to suck on your nipple.. gives it a playful lil nip before kissing my way to your belly button & tickling it with my tongue.. continues kissing downward & eagerly parts my lips to take your arousal into my.. *




wait*a*minute*




What were you saying?
Then God added a mouth
and ruined the whole damn thing!!!

pudgy
05-16-2003, 08:40 AM
i deserved that. but damn....




:D

sugaa
05-16-2003, 06:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!! u just never know what youre gunna find around here. :-)

elemental
05-17-2003, 02:28 AM
yeah, that's what's up sachet!:D