Golf joke 2

Golf joke 2

IT WAS A SUNNY MONDAY MORNING ON THE FIRST HOLE OF A BUSY COURSE.

I WAS BEGINNING MY PRE-SHOT ROUTINE, VISUALIZING MY UPCOMING SHOT
WHEN
A VOICE CAME OVER THE CLUBHOUSE SPEAKER: "WOULD THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE".

I COULD FEEL EVERY EYE ON THE COURSE LOOKING AT ME. I WAS STILL IN MY ROUTINE, SEEMINGLY IMPERVIOUS TO THE INTERRUPTION. AGAIN CAME AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CLUBHOUSE. "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE KINDLY BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE."

I SIMPLY IGNORED THE GUY AND KEPT CONCENTRATING, WHEN ONCE MORE THE SPEAKER BLARED OUT ITS MESSAGE. "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE".
I FINALLY STOPPED, TURNED, LOOKED THROUGH THE CLUBHOUSE WINDOW, DIRECTLY AT THE PERSON WITH THE MICROPHONE, CUPPED MY HANDS OVER MY MOUTH, AND SHOUTED BACK. "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUBHOUSE KINDLY SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT?"

bWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Have you ever heard the rule of golf if your drive doesn't go past the ladies tee?

Yes, I live in constant fear of that rule.

Harvey Balboner said:

Have you ever heard the rule of golf if your drive doesn't go past the ladies tee?

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No actually I haven't. I'm terrible at golf, but I'm not that bad that I can't make it past the lady's tee.

If you can't hit your drive past the ladies tee, you have to unzip, and flop it out and play the rest of that hole with it hanging to prove you're a man.

Good god, I'd fake a stroke first.

I played one course at Myrtle Beach, on this par 5 there was 210 yards difference between the mens a ladies tees, I bet a bunch of short knockers didn't get it past that one.

Ok, on that one, on a bad day, I'd have a problem.

That course was pretty chauvinistic, just about every hole the ladies tee was about 100 yards up.