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buggy
05-31-2003, 12:50 PM
40-ish.........................49
>Adventurous................Slept with all your mates
>Athletic.......................No tits
>Average looking............Has a face like a bulldog's arse
>Beautiful......................Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
>Educated.....................Was f*cked to bits at University
>Emotionally Secure......On medication
>Feminist......................Fat
>Free spirit...................Junkie
>Friendship first.............Former slut
>Fun.............................Annoying
>Gentle.........................Dull
>Good Listener..............Autistic
>New-Age.....................Body hair problems
>Old-fashioned..............No Blow Jobs or Anal
>Open-minded...............Desperate
>Outgoing.....................Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate..................Sloppy drunk
>Professional................Bitch
>Romantic....................Frigid
>Social.........................Fanny like a clown's pocket
>Voluptuous..................Very Fat
>Large lady...................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
>Widow........................Murderer

footballcat
05-31-2003, 03:27 PM
lo there r great

bigshug
06-01-2003, 07:15 PM
I'll definitely have to pass on the "old fashioned" ones......wait, a minute, got me one of those RIGHT NOW!!! DOH!!!....... LMAO

BLEED GREEN
06-02-2003, 09:52 AM
Fanny like a clowns pocket...Bwaaaaaaa

GetnBigr
06-13-2003, 09:21 AM
funny stuff

winnie
06-13-2003, 05:28 PM
LMAO....true dat

MacGyver
06-18-2003, 01:15 AM
Funny

Chemical Evolution
06-18-2003, 04:42 AM
LOL :D so true!

driftingshadow
06-19-2003, 09:00 PM
thats some good shit

japan69
06-26-2003, 06:55 AM
>Athletic.......................No tits

hahaha. thanks, buggy.

Kiss
06-28-2003, 10:00 PM
BAAAHHHHH...:laugh:

sundevil
06-30-2003, 03:48 AM
So true. I love "friendship first"

SUPERMAN9699
06-30-2003, 08:26 AM
lol- it amazes me at how many of them are really true.

Choke03
06-30-2003, 11:13 AM
Good stuff.