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scorpio
06-09-2003, 10:53 PM
Test

Are you qualified to be a "Professional"?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. Don't Cheat!!!!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?"

(Wrong Answer)



Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?





Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.



OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?




Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year
old.

Saks
06-09-2003, 11:13 PM
Damn that one was hard!

Badgermoon
06-09-2003, 11:21 PM
guess I'm not professional material

now where did I leave that girrafe?

bigshug
06-10-2003, 12:25 AM
ok, so I feel like a total dumbass right now......well, even more so than usual I should say

BLEED GREEN
06-10-2003, 09:45 AM
Has anyone seen my elephant.... I left him around here somewhere

WeirdAl
06-10-2003, 09:50 AM
:D
I was going to put the crocodiles in the fridge, lol

Badgermoon
06-10-2003, 10:52 AM
Huntergatherer would put them all in the fridge... nicely wrapped and labled.

Choke03
06-10-2003, 12:19 PM
LOL

Harvey Balboner
06-10-2003, 12:26 PM
I got 2 & 3 right, but I guess I think with my stomach too much I said the giraffe, should be ground and cut into steaks.

PO644
06-10-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Badgermoon
guess I'm not professional material

now where did I leave that girrafe?


in the fridge remember right next to the elephant