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PO644
06-10-2003, 06:07 PM
The Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good looking woman, and was determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an
ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked
together, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one night. However,
one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
hand.

He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting
by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my
blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He did. "Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra."

Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. "Now," she said,
"take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off. Then she
looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again,
I'll fire you on the spot."

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Harvey Balboner
06-10-2003, 06:16 PM
that ain't right

good one

scorpio
06-10-2003, 06:23 PM
HA, got me, Nice!

Saks
06-10-2003, 07:32 PM
No shit:D

huntergatherer
06-10-2003, 07:42 PM
thats f*cked up

bigshug
06-11-2003, 01:30 AM
what?? a little women's clothing every once in a while is very liberating

BLEED GREEN
06-11-2003, 08:43 AM
I like it.................I mean the joke...............

dedprez*
06-11-2003, 09:19 AM
i knew it was gonna be something like that with "kick up your heels"!!

Chemical Evolution
06-11-2003, 09:53 AM
LMAO good one!

gymrat
06-11-2003, 12:00 PM
good one.

Badgermoon
06-11-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by bigshug
what?? a little women's clothing every once in a while is very liberating

I think Bigshug's gay-o-meter rating just went up.