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How to call the police.
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed, which she could see from the
bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light
but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said no. Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the
burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to
George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed, which she could see from the
bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light
but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said no. Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the
burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to
George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
