Sachet
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*throws confetti & brings out the balloons*
You know you're getting older when~
~You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
~You sing along with the elevator music.
~You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
~You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
~You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."
~You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
~You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
~You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
~You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
~You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
~You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
~Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
~Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
~You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
~You're suffering from Storezheimer's disease. You go to the store and forget where you parked your car.
~Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
~You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
~Your back goes out more than you do.
~You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
Hope you have a great Birthday!
You know you're getting older when~
~You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
~You sing along with the elevator music.
~You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
~You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
~You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."
~You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
~You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
~You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
~You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
~You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
~You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
~Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
~Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
~You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
~You're suffering from Storezheimer's disease. You go to the store and forget where you parked your car.
~Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
~You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
~Your back goes out more than you do.
~You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
Hope you have a great Birthday!
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