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scorpio
06-18-2003, 07:22 AM
Sunburn


A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible
sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with

second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours,
The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

BLEED GREEN
06-18-2003, 08:39 AM
I am having a mentaL pic of this......................lol

Saks
06-18-2003, 11:01 PM
Kinda like pitching a pup-tent

mailboxkillR
06-18-2003, 11:09 PM
a man only snores when he sleeps on his stomach Dr. gives him viagara tell him to take it before bed. Man is puzzled wondering why viagara. Dr. says there is no way you'll be able to sleep on your stomach

Saks
06-18-2003, 11:17 PM
Or else wake in a pool of spooge.

Choke03
06-18-2003, 11:18 PM
lol

kossdeh
06-21-2003, 09:03 PM
He he

Chemical Evolution
06-22-2003, 04:04 AM
:D

sugaa
06-22-2003, 04:03 PM
rotf!!!! You have really good jokes. :-)

footballcat
06-22-2003, 04:15 PM
where do u get these.

bigshug
06-22-2003, 07:58 PM
damn, i thought this would be a thread for us pasty white guys who damn near spontaneously combust when we step into the sun.......I swear I'm a step away from becoming a vampire