I'll add another $10 for a nasty case of genital warts.......no compound-W for those things, baby
Reminds me of a "funny" story......an ex-girlfriend found out - after I broke up with her, of course - that I was dating someone (my current wife). She decided to take out a restraining order against me just to make things really memorable between us. Her stipulations to the judge (my attorney told me not even to fight it, in VA all the woman has to do is say she's scared of you and voila, instant restraining order) were that I could have no contact whatsoever with her, but that she could contact me whenever she wanted. She told the judge she needed to contact me after she got an AIDS test done (because I "cheated" on her) to give me the results. She further went on to volunteer - in front of the whole courtroom - that I gave her genital warts.....gotta love her, huh? And no, I don't have freakin' genital warts......so quit looking